Posted 03 August 2008 - 12:05 PM
Ok okay Greybeard dont listen to this bunch of humourless dictators - They do not see the greatness of the Sponge, all they see is the many defeats i have suffered at the hands of double crossers, back stabbers, gangs of thugs and cross dressing sausage eating germans.
Anyway, these defeats have me in a unique position of maybe playing the most nations in the shortest space of time so here is my list
Denmark - The perfect country, its Mine

keep out
Iceland - not enough money, boring for 15 turns but will allow you to practice a few things before getting stuck in
USA - too far away, great to get in the fight 1 on 1 and learn against canada but also good if Canada can be your ally, it then turns into another Iceland.
GB - A bit like Iceland but allows you to get some action early and offers some protection against predators, just dont get invaded or your toast
Ireland - Same as GB but easier to evict invaders.
Lowlands - Good for full on war, early death for a noob
Germany - Your Toast forget it, even experienced players get fried
Tunisia - Nearly as good as Denmark, pick a neighbour as a TA and trounce the other
Trans Jordan - Not sure anout this one as I got fed to the enemy by double crossing scoundrals
Norway - Too long, its like playing 3 seperate nations but good if you can TA with Sweden
Portugal - Along the same lines as Denmark, just take out spain and you in for the long haul
Finally some advice - Never believe all that you are told about the Sponge, you have a choice, join the sponge and have an ally for life, join the others and find out what pain is really about.
BTW there is a $10 price on the head of the Monk. I dont know if he is signed up for 84 but if he is dont trust him or any of his allies. They use noobs as canon fodder.
Any of my other perminant enemys are okay if you choose them, they have honor, monk does not.
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