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101 Uses of a Dead Sponge

Started by Spongebob, Feb 04 2009 02:23 PM

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 02:23 PM

Ok people it seems there are various uses already listed in the forums but here is the challenge. I want a list of 101 uses for a dead sponge :) Thats 101 seperate posts, you can post as many as you want and at the end I will list the top 10. Should prove an interesting distraction.

Over to you... :)
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 03:20 PM

View PostSpongebob, on Feb 4 2009, 01:23 PM, said:

Ok people it seems there are various uses already listed in the forums but here is the challenge. I want a list of 101 uses for a dead sponge :) Thats 101 seperate posts, you can post as many as you want and at the end I will list the top 10. Should prove an interesting distraction.

Over to you... :)


1. Use it as bait to attract more sponges. :cheers:

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:07 PM

Clean the rim of a filthy toilet.....

Clean the septic tank.....
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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:27 PM

I posted about cleaning the latrines, but I never said anything about the sponge being dead..... :)

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 04:46 PM

View PostSpongebob, on Feb 4 2009, 02:23 PM, said:

Ok people it seems there are various uses already listed in the forums but here is the challenge. I want a list of 101 uses for a dead sponge :) Thats 101 seperate posts, you can post as many as you want and at the end I will list the top 10. Should prove an interesting distraction.

Over to you... :)



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Posted 04 February 2009 - 06:15 PM

View PostSpongebob, on Feb 4 2009, 02:23 PM, said:

I want a list of 101 uses for a dead sponge :


THAT IS EASY..!!!

MAKE IT ALIVE AGAIN.....

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Posted 04 February 2009 - 06:28 PM

View PostSpongebob, on Feb 4 2009, 01:23 PM, said:

Ok people it seems there are various uses already listed in the forums but here is the challenge. I want a list of 101 uses for a dead sponge :) Thats 101 seperate posts, you can post as many as you want and at the end I will list the top 10. Should prove an interesting distraction.

Over to you... :)


Make a whoopee cushion out of it, and fill it with your own farts.
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 12:29 AM

Is there anything you can do with a Sponge (alive or dead)? :)
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 01:00 AM

A good H2SO4 bath....then its gone for good , and the world is rid a pest.....there is a certain satisfaction in that ( that warm glowy feeling in the cockles of your heart ).......
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 02:24 AM

View PostSpongebob, on Feb 4 2009, 02:23 PM, said:

Ok people it seems there are various uses already listed in the forums but here is the challenge. I want a list of 101 uses for a dead sponge :) Thats 101 seperate posts, you can post as many as you want and at the end I will list the top 10. Should prove an interesting distraction.

Over to you... :)


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Posted 05 February 2009 - 05:51 AM

View PostSven Drake, on Feb 5 2009, 10:58 AM, said:

View PostSpongebob, on Feb 4 2009, 01:23 PM, said:

Ok people it seems there are various uses already listed in the forums but here is the challenge. I want a list of 101 uses for a dead sponge :) Thats 101 seperate posts, you can post as many as you want and at the end I will list the top 10. Should prove an interesting distraction.

Over to you... :)


Make a whoopee cushion out of it, and fill it with your own farts.



A DEAD SPONGE WOULD HAVE A GREATER IQ THAN ALL MEMBERS OF THE CONFEDERACY COMBINED.
A LIVE SPONGE WOULD ATTAIN ABSOLUTE SUPREMACY OVER THE CONFEDERACY BY TURN 5.
HOWEVER, AS THIS CONQUEST WOULD OCCUR IN A PADDED CELL, THE IMPACT ON THE GAME WOULD BE
MINIMAL.

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 10:04 AM

View Postdesfeeney, on Feb 5 2009, 01:51 PM, said:

View PostSven Drake, on Feb 5 2009, 10:58 AM, said:

View PostSpongebob, on Feb 4 2009, 01:23 PM, said:

Ok people it seems there are various uses already listed in the forums but here is the challenge. I want a list of 101 uses for a dead sponge :) Thats 101 seperate posts, you can post as many as you want and at the end I will list the top 10. Should prove an interesting distraction.

Over to you... :)


Make a whoopee cushion out of it, and fill it with your own farts.



A DEAD SPONGE WOULD HAVE A GREATER IQ THAN ALL MEMBERS OF THE CONFEDERACY COMBINED.
A LIVE SPONGE WOULD ATTAIN ABSOLUTE SUPREMACY OVER THE CONFEDERACY BY TURN 5.
HOWEVER, AS THIS CONQUEST WOULD OCCUR IN A PADDED CELL, THE IMPACT ON THE GAME WOULD BE
MINIMAL.



I have the strong feeling you do not like the confederacy.....
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 01:58 PM

feed it to your discus fish :) :)
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 02:00 PM

the poor fish....
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Posted 05 February 2009 - 03:29 PM

I think I can definitely say that your cat badly needs to be confused......
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