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#1 WKE235

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Posted 04 September 2009 - 04:10 PM

Japan's 'spacey' new first lady
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Japan's next prime minister might be nicknamed "the alien," but it's his wife who claims to have had a close encounter with another world.

"While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus," Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of premier-in-waiting Yukio Hatoyama, wrote in a book published last year. "It was a very beautiful place and it was really green."

Yukio Hatoyama is due to be voted in as premier on September 16 following his party's crushing election victory over the long-ruling Liberal Democratic Party on Sunday.



At first I thought, one of you has been hitting the on the First Lady of Japan and taking her on joy rides. But then I realized, the new Prime Minister is nick named "the alien". AHHH .. what I see now is this is a take over attempt in Japan. While the First Lady was distracted with a quick jaunt through space, agents snuck in and replaced the prime minister with a look alike. Hence his nickname, "the alien", is a sick in joke for all those involved in this takeover of Japan. Well you're not fooling me. I'm going straight to the Japanes Consulate to break this conspiracy wide open. Of course if my front door is blocked with say ... a large shipment of cool electronics .. by 3:00 PM on Sunday, I'll probably get distracted and forget all about this.

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Posted 04 September 2009 - 04:31 PM

Make sure you slip in the hint that you want a mint Kenwood KA-917 within that shipment......need to upgrade my stereo amplifier , and I'll give you a good price for it :(
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House of Harkonnen....Based at Geidi Prime , home to the Shrine to Baron Vladimir Harkonnen RIP , Crusading Grand Knight of Ni

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#3 ali-t-akua

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Posted 04 September 2009 - 08:06 PM

View PostWKE235, on Sep 4 2009, 04:10 PM, said:

Japan's 'spacey' new first lady
(from CNN)
Japan's next prime minister might be nicknamed "the alien," but it's his wife who claims to have had a close encounter with another world.

"While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus," Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of premier-in-waiting Yukio Hatoyama, wrote in a book published last year. "It was a very beautiful place and it was really green."

Yukio Hatoyama is due to be voted in as premier on September 16 following his party's crushing election victory over the long-ruling Liberal Democratic Party on Sunday.



At first I thought, one of you has been hitting the on the First Lady of Japan and taking her on joy rides. But then I realized, the new Prime Minister is nick named "the alien". AHHH .. what I see now is this is a take over attempt in Japan. While the First Lady was distracted with a quick jaunt through space, agents snuck in and replaced the prime minister with a look alike. Hence his nickname, "the alien", is a sick in joke for all those involved in this takeover of Japan. Well you're not fooling me. I'm going straight to the Japanes Consulate to break this conspiracy wide open. Of course if my front door is blocked with say ... a large shipment of cool electronics .. by 3:00 PM on Sunday, I'll probably get distracted and forget all about this.

Shipment of Cool Electronics is on its way. Now look at my pen and ignore the red flash. :(
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#4 WKE235

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Posted 04 September 2009 - 10:01 PM

View Postali-t-akua, on Sep 5 2009, 03:06 AM, said:

Shipment of Cool Electronics is on its way. Now look at my pen and ignore the red flash. :(


Did you at least give me a good memory to replace the wipe? I hate it when they leave blank spots. A sign of sloppy, lazy agents.

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Posted 05 September 2009 - 08:22 AM

View PostWKE235, on Sep 4 2009, 10:01 PM, said:

View Postali-t-akua, on Sep 5 2009, 03:06 AM, said:

Shipment of Cool Electronics is on its way. Now look at my pen and ignore the red flash. :(


Did you at least give me a good memory to replace the wipe? I hate it when they leave blank spots. A sign of sloppy, lazy agents.


Good memory of what?
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#6 Lord Deependra

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Posted 05 September 2009 - 11:19 PM

"triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus"

She's crazy! Eveyone knows Venusians use cigar-shaped spacecraft. :rolleyes:

#7 WKE235

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 08:34 AM

View PostLord Deependra, on Sep 6 2009, 06:19 AM, said:

"triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus"

She's crazy! Eveyone knows Venusians use cigar-shaped spacecraft. :rolleyes:


Well, it could have been a rental, while their other craft was in the shop for an overhaul. Ever think of that Mr. Know it all??? :rolleyes:

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 09:19 AM

hmmmmm...triangle shaped...could have been an Imperial Star cruiser...no idea the empire was in our area .
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Posted 07 September 2009 - 09:39 AM

View Postrfouasnon, on Sep 7 2009, 05:19 PM, said:

hmmmmm...triangle shaped...could have been an Imperial Star cruiser...no idea the empire was in our area .


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