FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
OPERATION SPONGE WIPE
Siridar Fief “SENSORED” Imperial Home World
Today we are announcing the start of a major government undertaking which we have named “Operation Sponge Wipe”. Let it be clear that this will not be an easy undertaking. Every imperial citizen no matter what their station in life will have to roll up their sleeves and assist with this effort.
At the successful completion of this campaign we expect the standard of living for every citizen to be greatly improved. Further details will be forth coming soon.
Thufir Hawat Imperial Press Spokesman
Mean while in a small hamlet outside Siridar Fief
John Jones: Martha what the hell are they talking about?
Martha Jones: I think they’re wanting us to clean our toilets. Pick me up some Tidy Bowl cleaner on your way home. And don't forget the beer.
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Operation Sponge Wipe
Started by Mahdi, Jan 21 2010 06:23 AM
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Posted 21 January 2010 - 06:23 AM
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Posted 21 January 2010 - 07:22 AM
Are we to take it that the Sponge in gonna get squeezed?
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Life goes on, then one day it doesn't. The rest is just there to keep things interesting. (a Breoghanism)
The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth. The Rest of Us are going to the Stars. (dunno who said it, but I like his thinking!)
Quoth a foe, "Circumstances do not make a man, they reveal him" (Yep!)
Life goes on, then one day it doesn't. The rest is just there to keep things interesting. (a Breoghanism)
The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth. The Rest of Us are going to the Stars. (dunno who said it, but I like his thinking!)
Quoth a foe, "Circumstances do not make a man, they reveal him" (Yep!)
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 09:07 AM
Flash News:
This reporter has confirmed that the high command is putting major resources into the study of an ancient manual that was found on an undisclosed planet. This is especially note worthy considering the ongoing conflicts the empire is engaged in.
We have obtained a copy through a resource in the Office of Imperial Information. Unfortunately the copy has not been translated. We have our network resources working on that now. The only part they have been able to translate so far is the title “To Serve Sponge”. More information to follow.
P.S. Apology to Damon Knight and Rod for using their idea
This reporter has confirmed that the high command is putting major resources into the study of an ancient manual that was found on an undisclosed planet. This is especially note worthy considering the ongoing conflicts the empire is engaged in.
We have obtained a copy through a resource in the Office of Imperial Information. Unfortunately the copy has not been translated. We have our network resources working on that now. The only part they have been able to translate so far is the title “To Serve Sponge”. More information to follow.
P.S. Apology to Damon Knight and Rod for using their idea
Mahdi
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 11:52 AM
Maybe a cook book on how best to prepare sponge for supper?
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House of Harkonnen....Based at Geidi Prime , home to the Shrine to Baron Vladimir Harkonnen RIP , Crusading Grand Knight of Ni
Da Funk / Daftendirekt
Television Rules the Nation / Crescendolls
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