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#1 Gjorhaan

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Posted 04 March 2004 - 12:10 AM

I, Gjor'haan, called as a disciple of Gjo'jaol, Darkness of Darkness, and Shor'ha, his servant; to The Collectors, to those that have been sanctified in Darkness, disciples by calling, with all who in every place call upon Gjo'jaol for strength, yield the following:

Tr’laa, the great dog of Shor’ja returns from the journey to the hidden sun.
She gently carries a Golden Acorn between her jaws.

She gathers trinkets from the darkest plumes of evening black; collecting those who Collect.

Will we loose Tr’laa to gather more? That depends.

Swear fealty to Gjo'jaol, and be spared.

#2 Kurassier

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Posted 04 March 2004 - 10:52 AM

You've been spending waaayyyyy to much time at the StarBars.... :nuke:
No wait, errrrr, you haven't spent enough time there, here's one on the house.. :o

#3 Gjorhaan

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Posted 04 March 2004 - 12:50 PM

I can completely drop the roleplaying if you like.

It might be better appreciated in different forums?

[Edit] I'm not this crazy IRL :lol:

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Posted 04 March 2004 - 01:16 PM

Perhaps something like a plain english version of your Necronomicon Scriptures...
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#5 Azuth

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Posted 04 March 2004 - 02:05 PM

I thought his words were well spoken and profound. Then again, so is a drunkards words after many :o :lol:

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Posted 04 March 2004 - 04:35 PM

I rather enjoy the roleplaying.
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#7 Gjorhaan

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Posted 04 March 2004 - 05:08 PM

Gjor'haan's brooding even wears on his author over time. I'm thrilled that I've found someone at long last and hope that my enthusiasm for the game and its players isn't buried under a dark, thick layer of doom.

I'll happily accept the beer, Monsieur Kurrasier :cheers:

But, Gjor'haan's inclination remains to eradicate Star Bars from the dimension. I'm sure you understand.

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Posted 04 March 2004 - 05:37 PM

Kurassier,

Are your Starbars in need of the services of my Ninja Chefs? :ph34r:

Our Iron Chef competitions are a little more robust than the boring earth variety. You have to sneak into a heavily fortified enemy stronghold, kill the lord of the stronghold, cook a 5 course meal involving the deceased, eat it, clean up after yourself, and escape without being discovered. :lol: :P

Sakarissa :cheers:
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#9 ShadowKitsune

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Posted 04 March 2004 - 06:34 PM

Or you can just order from Intergalactic Ninja Burger™ ... :lol:

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Posted 05 March 2004 - 09:47 AM

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But, Gjor'haan's inclination remains to eradicate Star Bars from the dimension


If that isn't an all-out declaration of war against the entire beer-loving segment of the universe, I don't know what is! :lol:
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Posted 08 March 2004 - 10:47 AM

Also, which dimension is he talking about. :P

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Posted 08 March 2004 - 01:25 PM

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But, Gjor'haan's inclination remains to eradicate Star Bars from the dimension. I'm sure you understand.

Now how could I possibly understand why anybody would want to eradicate StarBars from any dimension???
Utterly amazing, the StarBars and all who love beer will always fight back!!!


LONG LIVE THE STARBARS!!!! :cheers: and no soup for you!!! :P

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#13 Krelnett_of_Kraan

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Posted 08 March 2004 - 08:57 PM

Yeah! What he said!
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Posted 08 March 2004 - 09:53 PM

Darn, our final offer???

(Why do I feel like I just got out of a Timeshare sales pitch?)

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Posted 09 March 2004 - 11:20 AM

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Are your Starbars in need of the services of my Ninja Chefs?


Bring them on in!! Always in need of good chefs. and a cooking competition to boot!!! Why we'll put it on the telescanners, sell tickets, sell beer.... :P





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