Tommorow we recieve the first possible battle reports in Game 75.

The previous thread was for introductions and degenerated into a great deal of childish babble at times.

Let us leave the old thread and habits behind.

Let this new thread serve for posts on the real battle reports and good natured taunting of friend and foe.















PS: Pete/Russ......please lock the previous Game75 thread

NO, keep the other thread going and let the children play there. If any one feels that I have lowerd to that level, then I may have. But some times those that are like that all the time only understand things at that level, sad but true . And some times it's hard not to get sucked in. I agree with SP about this thread though. Lets try to keep this one a bit more mature. It's a friendly war. Wow, that sounds kind of odd

Does this mean I can post more of my wonderous meanderings

By The Way - I Play..... DA DA DA........... ICELAND

I am confused already. In your signature you claim to not be in this game yet on your last post you are Iceland. Which is it?

If this thread takes off i'll just have to pay no mind to the square sponge. It's clear he just wants to make truble here weather he is plaing in 75 or not. Nor is he Iceland, SPGraves started the last thread and signed in as Iceland, Bob is just being difficult here Predator. I'll put money on this one.

News from the front.....

Germany declared war on France
Persia declared war on Great Britain

Denmark seems to prepare for a visit to my nice woodlands... TA with Germany .

Anyway the clockmaker was right with his blocks

You seem confused with Germany's move, thats good . and I will agree with your surprized expression on Persia's declaration . but you don't seem to happy with the accuracy of the call on the blocks. There are a few unknowns still and a couple countries I could be wrong on. But that list was a team effort. I can't take all the credit .

There's nothing confusing with Persia move. He was the only Kuweit neighbour who was not hampered by a non agression pact with Great Britain and used the fact to his advantage (ie captured Kuwait before the others who had to break the pact first).

This is a good point
However, He would have to go through Iraq to do it and could as they are TA's. But why not just let Iraq have it......unless, HHMMM?? Your rght, not that surprizing of a move now that I think about it.

You have no need to fear Denmark and Germanys TA....

However you should fear Denmark, Germany, Lowlands, Switzerland and Polands TA.

Remember these words - I will not attack Sweden first ( that does not mean eveyone else wont attack Sweden )

I told you I had plans elsewhere.

I would have to believe that Persia has no sinister intentions with this move. Iraq doesn't mind giving up Rumaila. And I am sure that the Kuwaitis are eager to see the Persians. The Saudi citizens who live on the border of the soon-to-become Persian-annex are happy as long as the Kuwaiti people are happy.

I couldn't imagine the Persians acting aggressively towards the peaceful Saudis, but the locals have dug in just in case.

I'm was taking in the delights, of assisting my lovely courtesans, in arranging the flora gardens, at my chateau, in St. Petersburg.


Then...

I ne'er see so many peoples try to crowd into one place.
Four against one?
Are you all certain you'll have enough room for all of yous?



J'en peux croire!

.... it is not fair but efficient and extremly dark.......

Imagine my surprise at the invasion of Syria by Turkey.

I wonder how he feels now?

Imagine my surprise, the invasion of Sweden by everyone else. The dark side never wins

Firsts; all the spies from Scandanavia, countries...
Follwed by declaration of war of, Norway and Finland. The peons of Sweden,
no doubts, of which, I can now clearly see...
Then, more spies, from the dishonorable Baltic States, with his attempts at breaking our pact...
Next, and finally; Swedsish decides to make token effort of support, towards this
unwarranted aggression.


Before your reputations gets suffered more, I'm thinks, that the four of yous, have better get more assistance...




Maybe, you wills "see the light", from the fires that burn in xLieksa?
I'm hopes, that there are pretty women in this city, for my personal entourage. Else Im going to burns it to the ground...


En avant - mes braves!
The soldiers of Northern (Mother) Russia Lands, have no fear.
Against such odds, our motto is...

Coeur valliant rien impossible!


Au Plasir,
Fleur-de-Lis

Hello my russian friend!

I like the way you play this game. But I am affraid you are not allowed to continue this way.

Oh I forgot: I am sorry that I have not attacked after the declaration of war. I had to clean some beaches form danish jedis.......

The Monk

I say you burn xLieksa to the ground and let the population starve.

No offense Monk

Dishonorable, moi? Just because my diplomats don't have a lot of experience with recalling non-agression pacts? You're overreacting, my friend .

I say there are far more beaches in Sweden than Denmark and as such there will be far more Swedish bodies

.... I just read some copies of your emails. The one you send to some of your alliance members. My danish friends, if these plans are real (I think theye are too stupid) then there will be nothing else then sunken ships of denmark, germany and poland.

Anyway stop talking and come to sunny sweden.

The Monk...... still on the beach and shortly in one of your cities.

What are you whittering on about now, your full of lies, misdirection and half truths, you never say what you mean and try to confuse the world with your feeble jedi mind tricks.

I have said all along you would be the aggressor and i have been proven right and i have always said i would retaliate to any of your aggressive actions.

Your forces and those of your Henchmen are nothing but an annoyance.

That marine division you have in Odense, where is it going to go after you take the city, what sort of cost will you incure to keep it. Do yourself a favour and get back on those ships of yours, head home while you still have one.

Hears a battle report for you from the nation of Samoa (Yep thats me, Spongebobs New Country)

I have developed Nuclear Weapons and the city of Stockholm is about to be Nuked

I'm think not.
You the one who ask me for alliance, and I say okay.
I put in orders and wait.
I'm not like wasting orders, as I was alone and needed very much to see what situation all arounds me was going to be.
I'm ask you every turn, why I'm not see an alliance in my report.
You tell me three times that you going to do.
I stop believing after the second. I also see that I could have used my time better, with somebody who better with truth. Even the_dark_monk was honorable in saying "I don't see any further need for contact between us, for the rest of this game". Something like that, I understand, and respect.
I'm haves no problems with vaguery in diplomacy, or deception, etc. But to specifically tell me something, so that I waste orders and contact other people to benefit you - in that way - I'm call that dishonarable.
Any ways. So it end up, I waste some orders, and time with dealing with you.
But, I'm grand garcon, and I learned how you interacts, in these type of games.


Au Plasir
Fleur-deLis

And hellow to the person who organiz the 4 on 1 on me.






I'm a thank you.


And to add to your pleasures, you going to like even more the next few turns. You see; I'm haves problems lateley, and wasn't ables to put in time for this game too much. I processesses late and blind several times. Then my computer got brocken, and I could not process for a month, even.


Buts, I thinks that I have things going akoy now, hopefully.



On my perspective, of the last few turns, I must say that I was not very impressed from your (all 4 of yous) efforts. Finland IX SS Panzer corps, trying to play with my infantrie, in the forests and cities. I'm very much enjoy those battle reports!

I must say, that the Finnish people sure know how to riot. There is mayhems in all the streets, people starving in three cities, and partisans all over the place. I'm likes that. For if they got back to Finnish control, there will be much rebuilding to do. I'm not feeding them, cause I'm short of food myself. So my own populations comes first, you see. I'm almost finsihed demolishing all the factories too. I'm not like the way the cities are planned. The partisans (level 10) are doing good work on destroying the rail roads too. I'm not bother building security, because who wants the police, when were's all having such a fun party?

Talking about having fun; where are the great air battles, we were having in June?
I'med like to counts how many airplanes I shots downs, during that time, but I'm have to hire a mathamatician.

Norway is the one who have the good life (while Finlands suffers so deeply). He's having an easy time up in the xMurmansk area. If I had known, I would have put a few divisions up there, for him to play with too. But I thought that I was going to get swarmed on three fronts, and had located my reserves in the south.

I'm looking forward, to see what my next turn results, are going to be like, very much. I'm have feelings, that my country name, is going to be in the world news, again ...




I'm hears about that. I'm afraids, that thats may proves to be mistake. You picking on the little guys, gives me time to prepares my defences properly.

(Hang on Daneland, I'm going to starts a counteroffensive soon.)



Au Plasir,
Fleur-de-Lis

Game 75
Northern (Mother) Russia Lands

Sounds good to me my Finish friend, we may not be allied but you fight like a Jedi and have honour like the Confederacy.

Your valiant struggle against the agressors has not gone un-noticed and you will be rewarded in the future.

Suddenly Sweden is looking a lot smaller than Denmark

Oh! Ma foire!



Who else is mining the Baltic Seas?



No get me wrong. I'm no minds. In fact I likes it very muches.
Swedsish ships are not very mine proof (I also can say that they'se not very bombs proof too - and soons - to be tested on how torpedo proof they'se are to be too! )



Just that I'm mining too. And no use in me mining the same places as someone else is. And I dont wants to particularlies, sweeps any away eithers, by accidents.



So, whever doing that, Danelands? Lowlands? Germanys? Polands? Send me e-mail, and tell me where you do, and I do in other places.
Togethers we all make the mine fields, very large, in the seas.




Au Plaisir,
Fleur-de-Lis

Appologies Fleurr De Lis i have just realised after re-reading this thread i reffered to you as the finish player, your NR. Sorry about that. I must have been so enthralled by your victories against the Dark Forces of Scandinavia.

Ahhh...
What is that I hears tonight, as I gazes to the east, from my balcony, on top of mon chateau, in St. Petersburgh...?


Oh. Nothing to worries us, about.



C'est au moment où les nuits tournent à l'atmosphère sibérienne et quand les braséros s'allument sur les chantiers que les jeunes caillera des banlieues ne semblent plus mettre le feu nulle part...


Now I know...
I'm's feel the cold artic chill, settlings upon us all.
It nice up here, in the Northern (Mother) Rissia Lands.




Au Plaisir,
Fleur-de-Lis

To the person who send me private message 5 days ago:

I try to reply on two different times, and the board may not work correctly. I just try again, and it don't appear in my "sent" box. Send me a e-mail instead please.




Au Plaisir
Fleur-de-Lis

Things are very quite lateleys...



I'm wonder if it is storm soon, or calm that is before...?

I think I build me some Katyusha and go see what happening in other area.


Au Plaisir
Fleur-de-Lis

It seems we have entered the grind period of the game. Everybody is involved in a fight somewhere, and doesn't seem to want to talk about it. I suspect things will pick up here soon, as somebody is sure to poke the hornets nest.

Can i talk about the destruction of France and Italy

I'm try.


I have my navies looking for things.


So far we only finds mines...

Oh. Is that all corrects?


I thoughts that the Switzerland was in troubles?

And, how comes the Lowlands and Poland never talks?

Are you, Daneland, the Capitaine of the Confederacies?

Haven't that much to say, conquering too much French provinces every turn

And I've been buisy with some home improvment . I'm not in truble, I Had some unruley guests over and things got a little out of hand . Some things got broke so I thought now is a good time for some renovations

Well i have some very nice property in the North of France. I will soon be-able to turn my full attention to Sweden again.

Allo tous le monde!


Okays. I'm finnsihed participation in big Victory! parade throughs the streets of xHelsinki.
it was nescessary, as my infantrie demand that my presence be there. (my loyal troops loves me so muches, you see)
It very gratifying to visit one of the enemies capitols, buts... I'm very disapointeds in how the citezens are so rebelious and I despises the factorie choices and cities horrible buildings architecture.

I'm very perlexed, at how I cans builds all the buildings I want in one turn, but it takes forever to demolish what's I dont wants...

But I gets idears!

And graciously invites the Swedenlands navy to come and CB xHelsinki.

Don't worry, the_dark_monk. I not builds anies CHAB or CLAB, for you to have to waste munition on.


You can trust me: I ams "homme d'honneur ", ands I promise not to sink you navy on my following turn - eithers!


So come and give the city a big bang, and send all you big ships, not just some DD's. Aim for the factoreis - Pleases



Au Plasir,
Fleur-de-Lis



Benevelonce conqeurer of Finlands
(and leader of)
The Northern (Mother) Rissia Lands.

I think you will find that Sweden is TAed to Finland so a bombing campaign would not be forth coming. Have you realy made it to Helsinki? very good, maybe you could enlighten us to what parts of the scandinavians you control. It would help me when i finally invade Sweden, i dont want to be stepping on your toes. I suppose I could send a few ships if you like to CB Helsinki? if it would help but it may take a few turns to get there. Also would you mind if i landed in Finland and took a few southern cities to help me take out Sweden.

And why nots? It is Northern (Mother) Rissia Lands propriete.




Yes. Look at you RWE on the near bottom of your turn repots. It lists which major cities have fallen. xHelsinki fall a while ago.




I'll tell you in provates, wher I am. I'ms in strong strategic position, but even so, I'm not wants the enemy to know too mushes, right now.
I'm looks forwards to your invasion, but you better waits for me to wear down "the_dark_monk" little bit firsts. He have no hopes against me and my forces. You see; I have new T-34 model tank, and in these process of welding bayonettes to the hulss. I'm scare them out of the forests, for you soon.



You'll have to declare war on the Northern (Mother) Rissia Lands, to do that. This might confuses some people (and probablie me too).




Agains. I own it all alreadies.



What you can do, is tells me where the Sweden navies is. I'm looks and looks, and no more find them for a while now. Somebody sink it all? I'm not hears of thats.

Okie.


Sweden navy founds and started to be sinking.






Entre temps...


I want to hear from following countries, please...

- Icelands
- Lowlands
- Danelands
- Great Britains

Thank you



Au Plaisir,
Fleur-de-Lis


Northern (Mother) Rissia Land
Victory! game 75

The faithful Orthodox forces have completed the conquest of the infidels in the Vatican. Now for the heathens of Mecca.....

Greece75

Heathens of Mecca? So now the Greeks want a holy war? It seems that you have been left alone to do pretty much as you pleased in Europe, but obviously, Europe is not enough for you. Come venture across our Sea, and find out if you like what you find my friend.

Your sea?

Calamaran.

Yes, my Rumanian friend, our sea. If you have studied history, you will find the Romans always referred to it as our sea. We also consider it so, though that does not mean we would not share. Clearly, you have no intention of being so magnanamous. I have no doubts we will soon discover just whos sea it is, and I trust you will not be happy with the name.

No, I have not studied history but I know enough to say that the Algerians are not the decendants of Rome. You claiming the MED as Mare Nostrum is out of place for that very reason. It sounds very much like Carthaginian trickery to me. As you hold the remnants of Carthage, I am sure that some of their ways rubbed off on your people. (Yes, I know that it is all just Roman propaganda to discredit Carthage)

Now back to the issue at hand, it was not your control or use of the Med that sparked the incidents that have taken place but the ground forces near my backyard were. I started with bombing those forces and your response was to ship in even more of them, the ships were a legitimate target after that.

Honestly, I couldn't care less about how many ships you have parading up and down the Med, but those ground forces are not welcome and will be evacuated the hard way.

In the mean time, I have recalled the Rumanian Presidential Clipper from the Med, we wouldn't want an unfortunate incident, do we. And besides, there is nothing like a little competition, don't you think?



Calamaran.

EDIT: "Carthage must be destroyed!"

Remember, my Rumanian ally, that you should always end all your speeches, regardless of the subject, as Roman Senator Cato:

"Carthage must be destroyed"

It brings great clarity to repeat and repeat the final objective so that there is no confusion.

Galvorn

I am not sure what you are referring to Calamaran, as you and I are not even at war, perhaps in your fevered dreams of world domination, you have killed Algerian troops, but I think perhaps you just ate too much spicy food late at night.

I love the sig line. It also gives us great clarity. We now know you intend us great harm, and there is no reason to play nice. I have a clear vision of history being changed, and see Carthiginians dancing in the streets of Athens and Bucharest while the dirty little ragamuffins that inhabit those infidel hovels gape on in horror.

Dateline Abudhabi:
BREAKOUT!!!
Marines break out of the beachhead perimeter, encounter no resistance.

xTEHRAN FALLS!!!!
reports of locals cheering arrival

PERSIAN ARMY TRAPPED!!!
Marshal Ghazi and his Persian 8th army were easily replused in their attempt to breakout of their entrapment in xBubiyan by our brave brothers in arms the Saudis.

Three countries invaded Saudi Arabia now they are all part of a Greater Arabia.

Now it appears the Balkans are beginning to swawk and parade around like little banty roosters.
Beware! it is not advisable to leave the safety of your chicken coop to seek the fox den.