Iraq 84 Checking In


We will leave the old thread of pre-game BS/chatter behind and begin a new Topic to last until Turn 72

I know I said I would let you know what nation I was playing but I got bumped so Im not even playing so V84 is a Sponge Free Zone

Good luck one and all

Syria here

South Russia checking in

Yeah, I got bumped too. I guess we'll wait for 85.

Iceland checking in. Open for easy alliance request for morale boost.

Egypt Checking in





Some people go through life wondering if they made a difference; soldiers don't have that problem.

Mexico checking in!
wait, I was supposed to be Mexico in 85......
ok Dark Monk and Spongebob, you got lucky this time!

Lowlands here.

Willing to consider any reasonable ideas... particularly interested in hearing from France and Germany.

-Diggs

My friend got bumped out of this game, so i have pulled out. See you all in 85 hopefully.

I was Trans Jordan

That was fast! I have received a reply and I will be forwarding on the nation to the first respondant.

Idaho

Me Me MEEEEEE go on you know a game without the sponge is no fun at all, just think of all the mayhem it will cause and you'll all know exactly where I am, if nothing else I will make an easy target.

Honduras checking in

Ireland checking in.


Harbinger of Death

You are Toast! All of Latin America will soon be mine!!!!!!



So if you are the Harbinger of Death, can I presume you are TA'd to Death? and what country is he playing?

OH noooos!!!Help!!!

Nobody can save you! Death to the Banana Republics!!

Saudi checking in....

What two dropped positions already and still I cant get in this game.

If anyone drops between now and T3 then I want in... This cannot be allowed to happen, A victory game without the sponge at the start is not a victory game worth mentioning.

Bob
I think your being a little less than forthcoming with the truth
I applied 10 hrs after Russ said there were 2 countries free and got one.
If you really wanted in you could have.
I might have to invoke the L word
No not laxative, though you do have that effect on some people.
The only reason you didn’t apply for a country, I can think of is your all ready here.
So come on fess up, what country are you

Honest Smedders - Im not in this game. I said I would let you all know the nation I was playing and whenever I have said that in the past I have come clean and fessed up. You may not like my methods, my personality or the colour of my skin but the one trait from RL i project on my in game persona is I always tell the truth, my word is my bond.

Im NOT in this game - Yet

I dont know when I emailed Russ but as soon as I could I did, if you beat me then good on you. Russ says one was a Transfer the other a Drop so I only had dabs on one of them.

If another comes up then I have said to Russ let me have it.

So which did you get - TJ or BS, either way if I get in then Im gonna have to come and stomp on you boots

Did you realize that the US postal service has pith helmets as one option for postal carriers to wear? Pith helmets are official gear for postal workers

Your not taking the Pith are you rfouasnon
Bob
I'm the king of the Red sea pedestrians

Howdy all,

Back from Alaska to discover I am Turkey, woohoo. All correspondence is welcome.

Dear Spongieboobie,

It is not completely true your statement regarding that a game without you is not worth mentioning. YOU are not worth mentioning. So cut the cra..They are all happy you are not in.
I am happy that I am not in or...yes I am in: the Gotland/Bornholm/Malta Confederation is checking in...pfff

Greetings Rednas



Hello Mr. X-it,

You did write it wrong: you are a (dead) turkey...

Greetings Rednas

PORTUGAL present and accounted for.

Deathwalker

Your Harbinger was here earlier.

Harbinger? Walker? This Death's got quite a posse!

Wonder what Terry Pratchett would have to say?

Here's to the memory!

Still a lot of countries unaccounted for?????

I thought this game was full??????

US? Canada? North Africa? Are you there?

Deathwalker
(Portugal)

I suspect we shall both find out who and where they are shortly ; turn 4 at the latest

Tunisia checking in.

What is going on with this game. Why don't we all just get it out in the open and DW on each other. Why is everyone so afraid to declare their nation.

What's up with this game guys? What are you on turn 2 or 3 by now? and these are all the posts!?!
I should be in this game just to liven things up a bit.
Any openings?

This is what happens Kurryarse when the Sponge is not in a game - I may die before turn 4 but without the Sponge the game dies before its even started.

RIP V84 roll on V85

I'll tell you what’s happening
Poor defenseless Transjordan
Home of the endangered species Smedlius Smartarseus
Is under threat from Syria, Egypt and Saudi Arabia
I am hereby appealing to the world, where all countries are invited to attack these aggressors.
Come on Libya, UAE, Syria and Turkey.
Where’s Ethiopia and Somalia when you need them
United States and Canada. I want to see one of those amphibious assaults – NOW
Cry Havoc and let loose the puppies of peeved individual

What could Turkey do to help you? Syria seems like a decent fellow, why would I attack him?

Decent fellow consider the following
The man who invented Elevator musak – Syria
The 3 stooges - Curly Larry and Syria
The name of the black stuff that gets between your toes - Syria
Remember JFK- the man on the grassy knoll – Syria again
Originator of the Black Death _ Syria once more
The movie Boogie Knights – where the actor Mark Walberg at the end of the film pulls out a seemingly huge appendage – That’s Syria

I rest my case

Mr. Barbarian,

The peace loving peoples of Tunisia will support you however we can. Of course, at this point I guess it is moral support only. Good luck.

The Great and Grand Vizier of the Most Holy Mohammad,

SgtBalicki

SRuss supports Mr. Barbarian with....

a golf clap


rest in peace

I'm sure you meant to post this on the other Game 84 site, but these implications need some clarification.

Musak-necessary; when caught with your girlfriend people will think you're just dancing
Stooges-redundant; Larry is my name/Syria the country
Black stuff-unless talking about tropical beaches, I can only speculate on the personal habits that led to this
Grassy Knoll- untrue; I'm a much better shot
Black Death-not mine; I can only take credit for the King's Evil, Granville Rot, and Liver Flukes
Boogie Nights- I'm both flattered & deeply disturbed that you noticed

For anyone who cares; I'll happily forward copies of all correspondance between myself and Scotchbrite here
and you can decide for yourself

Smudley,

What a cra.. what is this all about. But your not so dangerous, you are like the Spongiebaby, or even worse. The Spongieboobie tries to fight but I can remember you in a game that you did quit before the game did start. So I agree fully with you in this: I rest my vase...oh yes please do, just this avitar of you will bring up my two last meals. But what do I care anyway....shi.. I did it again.

Greetings Rednas Ruler of France...in VIC79 Le Grande Nation

UUUUMMMM ...Your under threat from Syria but yet you ask for his help in protecting you by asking him to declare war on himself.....wow and i thought i was a noob

Smedley,

Under threat from Egypt? How do you know that? You refuse to communicate and do not answer emails? I guess silence is consent in more ways than one. Silence implies, to me of course, that you have no interest in coming to a mutual agreement. Good luck and please let us know before you drop.

King Zarkon

Zarcon
I know who you are and I know who your allies are
To communicate will be futile.
We all know your plans
You, your brother, uncle, nephew and cats sisters maiden aunt are going to attack me
I'm going to die very quickly.

But you've got to admit
I got people to start posting

Well actually Smedder I got this board active and I'm not even playing. If it was not for me and my rant at KurryArse then the rest of you lot playing would still be asleep.

I must point out however your nearly as funny as me, keep trying (while your still alive) and you'll get there.

Dear Smedley,

First of all, it is King Zarkon, or Your Majesty will work fine.

It is good to have friends, like TJ, Iraq and maybe Persia.

So there I was, just minding my own business, trying to be good and I get an email from TJ asking about intentions and the possibility of being friends.

I felt special until I found out that he sent the same message to everyone in the eastern Half of the Victory Map. Talk about looking for a friend.

So, I responded with open dialogue and waited and waited and sent a follow up message and waited and waited, you get the picture.

Until ... posted on the forum is a message stating that Egypt has nefarious plans against TJ.

Not that it isn't a good idea, which it is, I have to go somewhere, but I am not decided yet.

Give me some incentives that I can share with my sister, cousin, brother, uncle and cat.

Some kings have been known to take an occasional bribe.

King Zarkon

Well then, we now all have to admit you are good for one thing. Thats one step up from Spongie I hear...

Dr. Squarepants (Dr SP) is pretty good for some zhings here, even if it irks some. I myself have been thought to be a little quick on zhe draw when Dr Fraud was being annoying, but hey, Dr SP ain't so bad. He's just a little misunderstood (and perhaps a little imbalanced). Besides, would you want an entire board made of of the boring people, or the wackos who populate zhis board?

I go for the wackos. Besides, it is more fun when you skvash zhem.

Slicer