Well the game is afoot, finally. I suggest we use this forum now its started.

Southern Russia signs in

I agree, Oh Bloated One! Yugoslavia, checking in! I think this was actually my third or fourth choice; I wanted Spain first, followed by Bulgaria. Well, you takes what you gets.

Persia checking in.

Gratz with Germany, Spongebob!

Hey, dageraad, you don't happen to play in a German-based browser game called "Holy War", do you?

The Monk is here.....find him Sponge.

Awww come on Monk, I have declared first, no fear from the Sponge, do YOU fear me now I have tasted success in the total destruction of Earthling? Come on cough up, let me know your on my border, let us fight to the death.

I return and I find the borders of spogestan to be a fine place to prepare for world domination.

Let the games begin!

Yeah Okay, just trying to remember who the hell you are. Care to tell me what nation your playing or is EVERYONE scared of facing the Sponge. Come on I did the honourable thing....

I TOLD YOU WHAT NATION I AM PLAYING...... Or Did I..... Murrrraghhhhhh!!!! Murrrraghhhhhh!!!! Murrrraghhhhhh!!!!

Oh one final thing... get the spelling right... Its Greater Spongistanian Empire NOT Spogestan, you forgot the N and as such should beg forgiveness.

Denmark checking in! Time to incorporate Germany into the greater Danish empire!!!!


lol, jk

Lucky Kurassier...... no chance for the sponge

He's just trying to move up from #3 on the list...

Never played Holy War, sorry.
Utopia, WOW, VGA Planets, D&D, WiF and lots of other games, but no Holy War. But then, the amount of browser-based games today is staggering.

LOL nice to have you here predator.....

What country are you playing? Or will you keep it for yourself like the monkey.

Whats with everyone, we have been screaming to get this show on the road and now its here everyones gone quiet.

Come on peeps, This is SPONGEBOB, Furher of The Greater Spongistanian Empire calling out to the leaders of France, Denmark, Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia, Poland, Baltic States, Spain, Italy, Hungary, Yugoslavia, Bulgaria, Rumania.

I need allies, the world is against me, have you never thought about fighting for the underdog? do the honourable thing, defend the Empire, help the Sponge become the ruler of the world.

I, no we only have 3 turns to decide what will happen, If I dont get TAs before then well the ensuing war will be bad for me. If those who border me except for the Baltics are not with me then they will be against me and Declarations of War will follow.

I dont want to fight everyone, will none come to the aid of the Empire?

According to Russ, Austria and Czechoslovakia are still available, and right next to the Sponge! Can you say land grab anyone?

Sorry not in this one, three games at once is enough for me, especially with fantasy football kicking off...Probably won't get in another game until game 80 ends

That is so gosh darn tempting......and definitely not as an ally of that pretentious fool the yellow victim .....

Come on. Austria is calling! The hills are alive, with the sound of mu....... errrr, gunfire!

I said I was going to ingnore you but the temptation of goading you into joining the fray is just too much.

Come and have a go if you think your hard enough - Ya Chicken - CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK

There is going to be no better chance of taking a pop at the Sponge unless my victory over Earthling has scared you off?

Okay back to ignoring you Shafted

Just had a thought, Maybe all those on my border are my allies already, maybe I joined this game with all the TA's in place, maybe Austria will be the first to fall to the Yellow Peril - Murrrraaghhhh!!! Murrrraaghhhh!!! Murrrraaghhhh!!!

IMPOSTER I was Central77!

Read what I wrote , you silly idiot...PRETENTIOUS FOOL , THE YELLOW VICTIM...do you understand what pretentious means...look it up in the dictionary , you twerp .

Okay time to ignore you again - Bye

Imposters, whos the imposter, I hope your not refering to ME! I have never pretended to be a different nation than the one I declare

Ahhh...that's not exactly true....what do you expect sponges have no brain ....there for no memory..

I remember the time I beat Dark Monk with one hand tied behind my back, then there was the time Kurassier saw me wave a white flag and he surrendered so I know for a fact I have never pretended to be Germany before in a previous game. I know this is true because the Judge said so and also said all those lies everyone says about you is just un fair so I will let you off for serial bigamy

Saudi Arabia checking in

You were waving a white flag? You must've been playing France. The Frogs are genetically predestined to always surrender; they can't help it!

Germany checking in.

Now I'm confused, Michael. Both you and Sponge claim to be playing Germany. Of course, with the Sponge, you can never be sure if he's telling the truth or not. Hell, for all we know, he's not even in this game!

Now St M your ment to be my disiple, my follower, my minion so stop playing games we both know I am Germany. So retract your claim and you can remain my loyal minion.

Poor Sponge,


No brains so he even forgot what country he's playing;
No friends;
No backbone so he'll quit when the enemy crosses his border.

See you in game 90 or so


Von Manstein

Manstain me old china you still pottering about, shirley you must have been defeated in that other game your in and ready to join a real fight in 87.... wanna be my friend and for your information I am Germany, I wanted it from the start and now its mine and nothing St M or anyone else says for that matter is going to change the facts. I'm Germany, who you gonna believe Me or my Disciple. Me obviously as I am always right

I see that the Sponge still lies about what position he plays in every game. Nice to know tha the world is all well!

Im surprized your not taking over a free position knowing the state of Lowlands in 85. As for telling the odd fib about what nation I have this time well I need all the advantages I can gather when the world wants your head.

Lowlands checking in.

I played several games in the '90s but none since, so I'm a tad rusty. Last time I had Lowlands France ceded GB Calais and I got toasted. Looking to defend better this time. Or avoid that scenario entirely.

Switzerland checking in looking for allies. PM me, the embassy is open for business. Sponges need not apply.

Wow, spongebob calling Monk out for not having the guts to name his country, and low and behold, spongie isn't naming his country either. Who'd a thunk it?

BTW, I am Great Britain.

So both Monk and Sponge are missing at the moment.

This could mean they are right next to eachother without either of them knowing!
They both could even be my neighbors.

<Shiver>

Well if one is the Sponge then you can bet your last dollar Monk will be going for the last great land grab. If I was you I would get your own piece of the pie before it is all gone.

Why the disbelief remember I am a Saint

Who said they weren't the same person, Dark Spongecus leming Monk.

That line never got Simon Templar anywhere.

I am in the game Spongie, so no need for the land grab. I have already contacted several old allies/adversaries. When I find you sponge, my goal is to get back in your top 10!

Good Luck Spongie. I do hope you survive long enough for me to find out where you are because it will take me a while to get to you.

OK
I'll be the one to put the target on
Libya signing in

So that will put Monk in Algeria
Earthling in Tunisia and Sponge in Egypt
I'll be crushed in the stampede

I really like that show (not so sure about the Movie)

Sponge,


Since Vic is not a wargame but a test of a mans character I am never defeated. I allways survive till turn 72.

No worries Sponge. You can be my friend. I like the way you manage to stir things up on zhe forum. But I DO NOT BELIEVE you are Germany. I trust Saint Michael a lot more than you on this issue. Saint M. has proven (game 80, Denmark) he's a worthy opponent while you... Well let's just say there's a lot of air in a Sponge...


Von Manstein

It seems there are many people knowing each other in this game. Cannot remember such a silent begining.

The Monk

Holiday period maybe? Or a few Super TA blocks?

Or... everyones scared of getting a Sponging from the leader of Greater Spongistan.

So has anyone taken over those nations on my border? One more thing Manstain dont believe a word St M says, he is MY disciple and I have taught him the art of deception well. Like all children they try to take over there fathers crown. I have given him a slap and he should not bother us again.

Vell


Maybe, just maybe zhe Nordic viking-germanic block from game 80 has signed up for this game... So please Sponge! We know you're not in Germany. Just tell us vhere you are.


Von Manstein