Sakarissa Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 With the huge volume of bloodwine heading to Kahless, it would take all our collective efforts to divert it all. You know what lushes those klinks are. Sakarissa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted February 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 And while all these aliens are TRYING to divert HBOB shipments, we are quietly...... Please, have another shipment of your favorite beverage!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahless Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Knowing that there are a few skulking empires out there who would stoop to depriving an honorable Klingon warrior of his daily ration of Bloodwine, we have actually been stockpiling and reselling on the secondary market whatever shipments of contaminated Bloodwine we have received. Of course we have only sold to the two empires we have identified as the culprits. Being the normal self-sufficient Klingons that we are, we do have our own highly efficient breweries, which provide an ample supply. We are sorry to hereby cancel our existing contract to purchase Bloodwine, however the subterfuge is no longer neccessary, as the real culprits have been identified. We drink in advance to the day we actually meet these two empires in combat, may you at least provide sport. Kahless Keeper of Sto-Vo-Kor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athonian Posted February 8, 2005 Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 does this mean we can't intercept bloodwine shipments by posing as klingons with our shapeshifting skills and telepathy. durn. i wonder if there's a particular insect race we can borrow mead from... *in the background a bunch of birds are repeatedly shouting "JUG!" as a main bird is attempting to bong an entire case of bloodwine. * (for those who aren't alcoholics/binge drinkers or have no friends that are alcoholics/binge drinkers bonigng is the practice of pouring beer or any other beverage down a funnel which is connnected to a hose which is inserted in the drinkers mouth so that the mass of the fluid actually forces it down the throat of the one involved...) us birdies use the Type A Hiemstra Bong (private joke to some us in the forums...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted February 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2005 Being the normal self-sufficient Klingons that we are, we do have our own highly efficient breweries, which provide an ample supply. We are sorry to hereby cancel our existing contract to purchase Bloodwine, however the subterfuge is no longer neccessary, as the real culprits have been identified. Well, we do have an opening for Minister of Bloodwine....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krelnett_of_Kraan Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Well, we do have an opening for Minister of Bloodwine....... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Indeed! Come, Kahless! Join HBoB! You may be a violent, backwards people, but all are equal when inebriated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughestrog Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Well, we do have an opening for Minister of Bloodwine....... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Indeed! Come, Kahless! Join HBoB! You may be a violent, backwards people, but all are equal when inebriated. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Krelnet- does this mean because of your telepathic link, only some of your species need to get drunk for all of you to share in the euphoria? And of course the hang over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krelnett_of_Kraan Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Krelnett- does this mean because of your telepathic link, only some of your species need to get drunk for all of you to share in the euphoria? And of course the hang over? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Exactly. Although our physiology precludes hangover, so we're lucky in that respect. Of course, if only a few members of our population are inebriated, the euphoria is very mild. On the Queen's birthday we all get pissed, and then the effect is synergistic in its intensity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Takeda Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 To the HBOB!! Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-t-akua Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 (for those who aren't alcoholics/binge drinkers or have no friends that are alcoholics/binge drinkers bonigng is the practice of pouring beer or any other beverage down a funnel which is connnected to a hose which is inserted in the drinkers mouth so that the mass of the fluid actually forces it down the throat of the one involved...) us birdies use the Type A Hiemstra Bong (private joke to some us in the forums...) Wow, I must be getting old since in my day a bong was used for a slightly different purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughestrog Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 us birdies use the Type A Hiemstra Bong (private joke to some us in the forums...) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bomb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athonian Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 oh those bongs exsit too... but they are given the same name for whatever reason. =P i think it has to do with the rapid intake of whatever thats being bonged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
looker Posted February 9, 2005 Report Share Posted February 9, 2005 Sakarissa looks up from his paperwork as his executive assistant quietly enters his office. "Yes?" "We just received another status report on our continuing efforts to divert the Bloodwine shipments to Kahless." "And?" "Successful. We still haven't been able to crack their computerized ordering system but our Corp of Computer Geeks are hopeful of eventual success. However, our stealth systems are performing at optimum efficiency since we have been able to either divert the Bloodwine shipments entirely or substitute something cheap in its place without being detected." "Excellent." Sakarissa You of course know that IF this were true it would mean war! Kahless actually has soooo much bloodwine, that he thinks he's ordered more than he actually has, he just drinks it all. If he had someone who actually monitors the shipments, he would see that he actually receives a free shipment after every 10th one. He's a very good customer, just a bit grumpy when he runs out. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Please watch your verb tense here, as a situational looker I can assure you that Kahless "has" very little Bloodwine, he "had" large (even copious) quantities of it. It is a lot like refined radioactives, the more power you use the more you need. The Kahless Monster is very powerfull, thus he needs much Bloodwine. You are right in that he is grumpy as a basic state (always needs more bloodwine). My advice mix 1 gallon aziotropic ethanol with 1 packet of cherry koolaide and dissolve one well fed mosquito. He tends to sort of sneer as he quaffs it and seems to have a two word response, "burp, more" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krelnett_of_Kraan Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Please watch your verb tense here, as a situational looker I can assure you that Kahless "has" very little Bloodwine, he "had" large (even copious) quantities of it. It is a lot like refined radioactives, the more power you use the more you need. Why in all the worlds do you need processed radioactives for power? Do your people actually still use polluting fissible materials for that sort of thing??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughestrog Posted February 10, 2005 Report Share Posted February 10, 2005 Please watch your verb tense here, as a situational looker I can assure you that Kahless "has" very little Bloodwine, he "had" large (even copious) quantities of it. It is a lot like refined radioactives, the more power you use the more you need. Why in all the worlds do you need processed radioactives for power? Do your people actually still use polluting fissible materials for that sort of thing??? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey- just cause you have large amounts of Hydro and Geothermal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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