Krelnett_of_Kraan Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 After 66 long, lonely weeks, we have made contact with another sentient species! We seek communication with Lord Pillsbury, leader of The Kooky Regime # 322 'A Light Brown World With Colorful Specks On It Superimposed On A Starfield Background' Our 904th Survey Flight has seen your Fleet #311 in the Keahi system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WKE235 Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 After 66 long, lonely weeks, we have made contact with another sentient species!We seek communication with Lord Pillsbury, leader of The Kooky Regime # 322 'A Light Brown World With Colorful Specks On It Superimposed On A Starfield Background' Our 904th Survey Flight has seen your Fleet #311 in the Keahi system. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A race of giant locusts flying through space encounter a light brown world with colorful specks led by Lord Pillsbury. Why do I get the feeling this is not going to turn out to well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-t-akua Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 QUOTE(Krelnett_of_Kraan @ Feb 12 2005, 04:30 PM)After 66 long, lonely weeks, we have made contact with another sentient species! We seek communication with Lord Pillsbury, leader of The Kooky Regime # 322 'A Light Brown World With Colorful Specks On It Superimposed On A Starfield Background' Our 904th Survey Flight has seen your Fleet #311 in the Keahi system. A race of giant locusts flying through space encounter a light brown world with colorful specks led by Lord Pillsbury. Why do I get the feeling this is not going to turn out to well? At least there will be a lot of giggling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanica Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 Ohhh, just had an exploration hit on a Mk V EZ Bake Oven any takers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octagon999 Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 OMG now that is about the funniest empire description I've seen so far. OK, THE funniest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin.C Posted February 13, 2005 Report Share Posted February 13, 2005 OMG now that is about the funniest empire description I've seen so far. OK, THE funniest. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I agree. However, I thought the rules said no nonsensical or comical names would be allowed? Not that I'm complaining. The universe can always use more humor. Kevin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krelnett_of_Kraan Posted February 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Once again we would like to remind everyone that we more closely resemble wasps, flying ants, or hornets than locusts. Bright colors, striped bodies, stingers, etc. Maybe it's time to change the avatar pic again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-t-akua Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Once again we would like to remind everyone that we more closely resemble wasps, flying ants, or hornets than locusts. Bright colors, striped bodies, stingers, etc. Maybe it's time to change the avatar pic again... Yeah, right. Since no one has seen you for 66 weeks, how are we to know what you look like. Plus there are some pretty voracious wasps in the family Apis. Hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternusIV Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 That description is hilarious I imagine that Cookie-Cutter ship designs might actually work well against The Doughy Ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-t-akua Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 I just had a thought. Do the doughy ones get crispy if they are in a Solar Flare Zone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternusIV Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Or....what happens when projectiles arrive on the scene? Wouldn't they just go right through? Seems to me a Mk I Water Cannon could create quite a sticky situation for them. A 2,000-km Rolling Pin as a MDD...... The options are endless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradigm Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Once again we would like to remind everyone that we more closely resemble wasps, flying ants, or hornets than locusts. Bright colors, striped bodies, stingers, etc. Maybe it's time to change the avatar pic again... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I liked the old one better. It looked like you had just popped up to say something profound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krelnett_of_Kraan Posted February 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Mr. Tinkles captured some Doughians once and tortured them with hot lights, boiling oil, etc. He posted the results, but we can't remember which topic it was in. We sincerely hope we can stay on the other side of the galaxy from that one, but if we share a neighbor that may not be possible. We think he actually BELIEVES all this "war" nonsense you all talk about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 Muwhahahahahahahahaha! Yes, we did capture a few of them after aggressively defending our space. Actually, he ran into one of our picket ships and didn't survive the encounter. The prisoners did make such wonderful prey noises. They didn't last long. We went through records levels of milk during that period tho. Hard to clean them from our whiskers too. Mr Tink......Er, Khan Rending Talon The Pridelands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-t-akua Posted February 14, 2005 Report Share Posted February 14, 2005 We think he actually BELIEVES all this "war" nonsense you all talk about. Its a violent universe Krel. Best to be prepared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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