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Oi Kurryarser - I am not decimated, Im very very friendly with a lot of nations - Its just that they dont know it :P I may even be best Buds with YOU :cheers:

Ha! I know my 'best Buds' as you put it, and none of them are you. :drunk:

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G'day Tunisia

 

It has come to my attention that a significant number of Algerians have fallen under your sway.

Like most people, the Algerians desire jobs and full bellies.

I hope that you will put them to work and put food on their tables.

If you do, they will reward you with production.

The Moroccans under my sway are enjoying these conditions.

Soon, I will return to reclaim my people.

If I find that they are well fed and employed, I will be satisfied.

If I find that they are starving and idle, I will be disappointed.

If I am disappointed, it will go badly for you and your Armed Forces.

But not for your population.

I will treat the Tunisians as though they were Algerians.

 

Cheers

 

President Feeney,

 

I wish to express my admiration regarding the fighting abilities of your soldiers. They are Desert Hellcats to be sure. Looks like my plans to immediately employ the civilians of xAlgiers will have to wait a little longer.

 

Salute!

 

Race Pilsner

Dey of Tunisia

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G'day Tunisia

 

It has come to my attention that a significant number of Algerians have fallen under your sway.

Like most people, the Algerians desire jobs and full bellies.

I hope that you will put them to work and put food on their tables.

If you do, they will reward you with production.

The Moroccans under my sway are enjoying these conditions.

Soon, I will return to reclaim my people.

If I find that they are well fed and employed, I will be satisfied.

If I find that they are starving and idle, I will be disappointed.

If I am disappointed, it will go badly for you and your Armed Forces.

But not for your population.

I will treat the Tunisians as though they were Algerians.

 

Cheers

 

President Feeney,

 

I wish to express my admiration regarding the fighting abilities of your soldiers. They are Desert Hellcats to be sure. Looks like my plans to immediately employ the civilians of xAlgiers will have to wait a little longer.

 

Salute!

 

Race Pilsner

Dey of Tunisia

 

 

 

 

G'day Tunisia

 

I'm afraid that, for you, xAlgiers is permanently off the menu.

 

Speaking of xAlgiers, I'm planning a bit of redecorating there.

Any chance of a Coastal Bombardment to hurry things along?

The waters aren't mined.

 

Hey, I see that Libya attempted to BPA with me last Turn.

Boy, talk about rushing headlong to your doom.

 

On the other hand, he was always going to be next after Tunisia, so he

might as well get it over with.

 

Cheers

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G'day Tunisia

 

I'm afraid that, for you, xAlgiers is permanently off the menu.

 

Speaking of xAlgiers, I'm planning a bit of redecorating there.

Any chance of a Coastal Bombardment to hurry things along?

The waters aren't mined.

 

Hey, I see that Libya attempted to BPA with me last Turn.

Boy, talk about rushing headlong to your doom.

 

On the other hand, he was always going to be next after Tunisia, so he

might as well get it over with.

 

Cheers

 

Well, if you really want a CB I would of course oblige. The requests of an honorable opponant should be at least considered and I like you so I would really lean in the direction of a such a request since you asked nicely. I enjoy a diverse menu though, so I am a bit reluctant to take Algerian cuisine off it entirely. I am sure you would prefer me to fight it out as you previously told me, since it is so much more exciting. That request also I will honor.

 

Libya, well, he marches to his own drum. For some odd reason he has decided that your southern flank may be entirely devoid of defenses. I am sure you can rapidly fix that should you choose to, and if you do not you will have the enjoyment of more thrilling fights in the desert which you obviously excel at.

I suspect he has come to some understanding with Egypt but I could be mistaken since I don't communicate with that group much and have never communicated with Egypt.

 

I am glad you chose the red pill Des, it really will be a lot more fun this way than if you had chosen the blue one.

 

Race Pilsner

Dey of Tunisia

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G'day Tunisia

 

I'm afraid that, for you, xAlgiers is permanently off the menu.

 

Speaking of xAlgiers, I'm planning a bit of redecorating there.

Any chance of a Coastal Bombardment to hurry things along?

The waters aren't mined.

 

Hey, I see that Libya attempted to BPA with me last Turn.

Boy, talk about rushing headlong to your doom.

 

On the other hand, he was always going to be next after Tunisia, so he

might as well get it over with.

 

Cheers

 

Well, if you really want a CB I would of course oblige. The requests of an honorable opponant should be at least considered and I like you so I would really lean in the direction of a such a request since you asked nicely. I enjoy a diverse menu though, so I am a bit reluctant to take Algerian cuisine off it entirely. I am sure you would prefer me to fight it out as you previously told me, since it is so much more exciting. That request also I will honor.

 

Libya, well, he marches to his own drum. For some odd reason he has decided that your southern flank may be entirely devoid of defenses. I am sure you can rapidly fix that should you choose to, and if you do not you will have the enjoyment of more thrilling fights in the desert which you obviously excel at.

I suspect he has come to some understanding with Egypt but I could be mistaken since I don't communicate with that group much and have never communicated with Egypt.

 

I am glad you chose the red pill Des, it really will be a lot more fun this way than if you had chosen the blue one.

 

Race Pilsner

Dey of Tunisia

 

 

Well, that's right neighbourly of you, Tunisia.

I said that the waters weren't mined, but I forgot to mention that there is some CHAB and CLAB, but I'm

sure that your navy can brush them aside.

Of course I chose the red pill!

I would choose Viagra over Cyanide every time!!

Um, the red pill IS Viagra, isn't it?

Isn't it (gulp)?

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Well, that's right neighbourly of you, Tunisia.

I said that the waters weren't mined, but I forgot to mention that there is some CHAB and CLAB, but I'm

sure that your navy can brush them aside.

Of course I chose the red pill!

I would choose Viagra over Cyanide every time!!

Um, the red pill IS Viagra, isn't it?

Isn't it (gulp)?

 

Well as it turns out the waters weren't mined! I hope your citizens enjoyed the light show put on by my fleet. They call that number "Shock and Awe from the blue blue Med". It was a big hit in xTelAviv and my crews were eager for a repeat performance. Also, I spoke to the Dept. of Labor and it turns out you have a lot of highly skilled workers eager to ply their trades so I am currently negotiating with their labor groups to insure both quality production as well as worker safety and fair compensation. I will let you know shortly how those negotiations go.

 

Race Pilsner

Dey of Tunisia

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Well, that's right neighbourly of you, Tunisia.

I said that the waters weren't mined, but I forgot to mention that there is some CHAB and CLAB, but I'm

sure that your navy can brush them aside.

Of course I chose the red pill!

I would choose Viagra over Cyanide every time!!

Um, the red pill IS Viagra, isn't it?

Isn't it (gulp)?

 

Well as it turns out the waters weren't mined! I hope your citizens enjoyed the light show put on by my fleet. They call that number "Shock and Awe from the blue blue Med". It was a big hit in xTelAviv and my crews were eager for a repeat performance. Also, I spoke to the Dept. of Labor and it turns out you have a lot of highly skilled workers eager to ply their trades so I am currently negotiating with their labor groups to insure both quality production as well as worker safety and fair compensation. I will let you know shortly how those negotiations go.

 

Race Pilsner

Dey of Tunisia

 

Not so big at xTelAviv. Less than half of the production.

 

It won't be as successful on my watch!

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Well, that's right neighbourly of you, Tunisia.

I said that the waters weren't mined, but I forgot to mention that there is some CHAB and CLAB, but I'm

sure that your navy can brush them aside.

Of course I chose the red pill!

I would choose Viagra over Cyanide every time!!

Um, the red pill IS Viagra, isn't it?

Isn't it (gulp)?

 

Well as it turns out the waters weren't mined! I hope your citizens enjoyed the light show put on by my fleet. They call that number "Shock and Awe from the blue blue Med". It was a big hit in xTelAviv and my crews were eager for a repeat performance. Also, I spoke to the Dept. of Labor and it turns out you have a lot of highly skilled workers eager to ply their trades so I am currently negotiating with their labor groups to insure both quality production as well as worker safety and fair compensation. I will let you know shortly how those negotiations go.

 

Race Pilsner

Dey of Tunisia

 

Not so big at xTelAviv. Less than half of the production.

 

It won't be as successful on my watch!

 

Heh heh repeat performances are always better than opening day performances. Tales a while to get the dancing girls in a straight line :P

 

Race Pilsner

dey of Tunisia

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