Sven Drake Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Ah, but I'm waiting for the happy hour my dear Algerian friend. I would love to drink with you, but....you muslims are not supposed to drink overthere. Greetings from the Dey of Algiers! Come and be Welcome! We have a myriad of sensual delights awaiting you! There are libations, fermentations, distillations, and somethings done with dates I'd rather not mention. There are unrepentant, backsliding, scape-grace rake-hells aplenty! Enough, anyway, the Diplomats feel comfortable bringing their Politicians here for visits But please leave your tanks at the border; they upset the minature donkeys [but then, everything seems to do that], and parking is limited! Oh yeah? Well, if it doesn't women's nude mud wrestling, I don't wanna come! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Atkins Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 But please leave your tanks at the border; they upset the minature donkeys [but then, everything seems to do that], and parking is limited! Oh yeah? Well, if it doesn't women's nude mud wrestling, I don't wanna come! Greetings from the Dey of Algiers to our Austrian Cousin! I'm sorry to disappoint you, I was so looking forward to your visit. Our tenets dictate that women are not allowed outside unless accompanied by a male companion; therefore all such activities are, by law, Co-ed. Nor do we have any imposing statues for you to 'Schnitzengruben', I believe you called it. You'll also miss out on something new we called 'Aussie Rules Twister". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General_Mullini Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 But please leave your tanks at the border; they upset the minature donkeys [but then, everything seems to do that], and parking is limited! Oh yeah? Well, if it doesn't women's nude mud wrestling, I don't wanna come! Greetings from the Dey of Algiers to our Austrian Cousin! I'm sorry to disappoint you, I was so looking forward to your visit. Our tenets dictate that women are not allowed outside unless accompanied by a male companion; therefore all such activities are, by law, Co-ed. Nor do we have any imposing statues for you to 'Schnitzengruben', I believe you called it. Isn't Schnitzengruben a crime in the nation of islam with the punishment being having you eye lashes plucked out with a pair of rusty dull tweezers done by a blind guy with only 2 fingers on each hand.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted January 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Greetings from the Dey of Algiers to our Austrian Cousin! I'm sorry to disappoint you, I was so looking forward to your visit. Our tenets dictate that women are not allowed outside unless accompanied by a male companion; therefore all such activities are, by law, Co-ed. Nor do we have any imposing statues for you to 'Schnitzengruben', I believe you called it. You'll also miss out on something new we called 'Aussie Rules Twister". Greetings Dey, We shall send a delegation. It is awfully cold up here. I think we shall just sit on the beach and relax for the moment, none of that other 'exciting stuff'. It would appear we are about to have all our vacations cancelled for the next few years, so we are coming while we still can. I believe we have about 3 weeks..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qrush Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Greetings Dey, We shall send a delegation. It is awfully cold up here. I think we shall just sit on the beach and relax for the moment, none of that other 'exciting stuff'. It would appear we are about to have all our vacations cancelled for the next few years, so we are coming while we still can. I believe we have about 3 weeks..... Dey, dont' believe him. Better prepare some refugee camps, odds are that the Finish troops are, well, Finish(ed). Greetings, Q. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Atkins Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Greetings Dey, We shall send a delegation. It is awfully cold up here. I think we shall just sit on the beach and relax for the moment, none of that other 'exciting stuff'. It would appear we are about to have all our vacations cancelled for the next few years, so we are coming while we still can. I believe we have about 3 weeks..... Greetings from the Dey of Algiers to our Finnish Cousin! Come and be welcome! We have warm beaches for the Rus to relax on! We have harbors your ships can haven in! We have a thousand delights for each of the senses! Please remember the admonition about tanks & minature donkeys [and the prohbition against Schnitzengruben] and all will be well. We thank you for the advanced notice; it's the unannounced visitors that always cause problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Atkins Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Dey, dont' believe him. Better prepare some refugee camps, odds are that the Finish troops are, well, Finish(ed). Greetings, Q. Greetings from the Dey of Algiers! My Dear Qrush, You will find that our hospitality to our friends cannot be matched; and the difference between a refugee camp and vacation resort depends on what you left behind. We welcome all who come openly; and are prepared to make new friends whenever possible. We would also point out that even minature donkeys can kick and bite. We congratulate you on the clever wordplay; but hope that to is Finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Dey, dont' believe him. Better prepare some refugee camps, odds are that the Finish troops are, well, Finish(ed). Greetings, Q. Greetings from the Dey of Algiers! My Dear Qrush, You will find that our hospitality to our friends cannot be matched; and the difference between a refugee camp and vacation resort depends on what you left behind. We welcome all who come openly; and are prepared to make new friends whenever possible. We would also point out that even minature donkeys can kick and bite. We congratulate you on the clever wordplay; but hope that to is Finished. I swore to myself that I would not post on this fake second rate thread but Tommy is more annoying than me His rants and constant references to crimes against god are just too much. I MUST INVADE.... Once I have finished with Spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dark_monk Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Dey, dont' believe him. Better prepare some refugee camps, odds are that the Finish troops are, well, Finish(ed). Greetings, Q. Greetings from the Dey of Algiers! My Dear Qrush, You will find that our hospitality to our friends cannot be matched; and the difference between a refugee camp and vacation resort depends on what you left behind. We welcome all who come openly; and are prepared to make new friends whenever possible. We would also point out that even minature donkeys can kick and bite. We congratulate you on the clever wordplay; but hope that to is Finished. I swore to myself that I would not post on this fake second rate thread but Tommy is more annoying than me His rants and constant references to crimes against god are just too much. I MUST INVADE.... Once I have finished with Spain Invasion of Spain from Norway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Im not Norway, Im Spain.... I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 No Spongey, you are confused. I am Spain, but I welcome you to come get some if you think you have what it takes. This is your chance, I am alone in this game, without any allies. Please don't tease me though, tell me you are Portugal, or Morocco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 I am Spain, you are Portugal and for your insulance I will unite the Iberian empire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfouasnon Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Hmmmm....I am always insolent to you , and yet you have never ever done anything to me....but you have a chance to do something in SuperNova , and there you drop.........one must draw a conclusion that you are perhaps frightened of me..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Hmmmm....I am always insolent to you , and yet you have never ever done anything to me....but you have a chance to do something in SuperNova , and there you drop.........one must draw a conclusion that you are perhaps frightened of me..... And where the hell have you sprung up from, I told you i dropped that game because I did not like it, stick to making comments about Victory, I dont come over on the SN forum telling everyone about your craving for Population Paste or Baby Gravy so if your here in this game then say so, if not then go away, your like a tic sucking every last bit of blood out of an old horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfouasnon Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 MMMM...once again you rain compliments on me.....thank you Smearpants for such wonderful comments over me...please , keep them coming...... PS....you misspelled hordes in your signature...hoards is not correct. Carry on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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