Kurassier Posted January 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Dey, dont' believe him. Better prepare some refugee camps, odds are that the Finish troops are, well, Finish(ed). Greetings, Q. Kudos, nice word play, however quite inaccurate. It is I who will put the Finnishing touches on our enemies. Our men just need some R&R after building all those bunkers in the frozen ground. (and the tunnel to Leningrad, but shhhh, that's a secret) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted January 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Welcome to the real game 85 thread Spongecus. Oh and Kudos on winning game 77 Mr. Monk, that must really irk Bob. Oh, and unless he's using fake names to sign up for the game, he's not Norway. And even though I don't know FastFreddy, I'll take his word over SBob's on the issue of Spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 You can trust that I am Spain, and can look my name up on the Game 76 thread, where I was Persia (8th Best all time), or you can ask Grimor or Dr. Frued. We mixed it up in a few games. 74 Poland (T17) 75 Trans Jordan (T8) 76 Persia (Win) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikh Makum bin Sultan Al Rashi Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 You can trust that I am Spain, and can look my name up on the Game 76 thread, where I was Persia (8th Best all time), or you can ask Grimor or Dr. Frued. We mixed it up in a few games.74 Poland (T17) 75 Trans Jordan (T8) 76 Persia (Win) It's true. Ffreddy also played Northern Russia in #80 (missed that one in your sig.). The Bob was Trans Jordan in that game. They're definitely not the same. Cheers! THE SHeikh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_dark_monk Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Yes, I thin fastfreddy has not to hide like the Sponge have to. So he is spain and where is my little Sponge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Yes, I thin fastfreddy has not to hide like the Sponge have to. So he is spain and where is my little Sponge? My Doctor has told me I am not a Sponge, I am number 6 and a free man; living in Portugal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Yes the Sheik is right, I left out games 77 - 84 due to the fact that I had a Sponge complex, and was overthrown in less than 10 turns. I doubt he is Portugal either, because I have spoken with the person in Portugal. I would guess he is either France or Morocco. If Spongey is afraid to declare, it must be because a sponge has no back bone, but either way I could care less and welcome him to meet me on the battlefield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 See I knew I was Fast Fred, losing all those games, notice how they are the ones I was not in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted January 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Gentlemen, I have a solution to the sponge problem. Just presume that anybody who selects the privacy option is potentially spongebob. So if you have a neighbor who has selected privacy, invade! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General_Mullini Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Hey France i know you are surrounded by unfriendlys so may i offer a little advice from a friend of mine named Pierre.... Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, 'Pierre, kiss me!' Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. 'What are you doing, Pierre ?' says the startled Marie. 'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!' She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, 'Pierre, kiss me lower.' Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts. 'Pierre! What are you doing now?' asks the bewildered Marie. 'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!' She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude: and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, 'Pierre, kiss me much lower!' Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, 'PIERRE , WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?' Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, 'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!' I will submit a pap to makes things easier on you...send me a pm for more info General Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sven Drake Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Hey France i know you are surrounded by unfriendlys so may i offer a little advice from a friend of mine named Pierre.... Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, 'Pierre, kiss me!' Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. 'What are you doing, Pierre ?' says the startled Marie. 'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!' She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, 'Pierre, kiss me lower.' Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts. 'Pierre! What are you doing now?' asks the bewildered Marie. 'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!' She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude: and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, 'Pierre, kiss me much lower!' Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, 'PIERRE , WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?' Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, 'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!' I will submit a pap to makes things easier on you...send me a pm for more info General Kudoes to you, Minime, for an appropriate joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qrush Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Hey France i know you are surrounded by unfriendlys so may i offer a little advice from a friend of mine named Pierre.... Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, 'Pierre, kiss me!'........ < cut > .........'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!' Spongebob, forget about that holiday in Algiers, it involves too much dishes for 1 Sponge. Since you're not bringing Ms. Sponge on the trip, France is the place too be. The ladies there are hot, some of them really on fire. They could use you down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmat Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 So... to zolve my problems I need a good bottle of wine and the phone number of Marie? That shouldn't be too difficult! Ach, thiss game is ssooo easy..., you're laid back in no time At the other hand...could you tell more about her? I dont like to be trapped into marriage and house problems I cant solve... I could not give any attention more to my nice neighbors. And my eyes will be delighted by a shining picture.... dont let us wait general or I will come after you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Atkins Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Greetings from the Dey of Algiers! We are in reciept of a communication from Trans-Jordan that says his table shall be varnished in blood, and we have been invited to join him or....!!! We have invited all to set in with us and share our hospitality; and now we're told if we don't join others, they'll 'varnish the table' in our blood?? One can only make that kind of invitation if they're VERY confidant of their neighbors. We cannot accept their invitation; and can only suggest they should have sponges availible to help clean up the mess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Algeria is full of Sand just like the space between the ears of Tommy the Pain of Algiers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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