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Haven't your astro-navigators warned you yet? You're going out to far! Everyone knows that first you encounter dreaded space hydras and other incredible beasts. Then if you somehow survive or are lucky to miss the beasts, when you go further, you reach the edge of the universe and fall right off. It's all right here on the map I bought on G-Bay for only thirty quatloos.

 

Turn back now before it's too late!!

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Haven't your astro-navigators warned you yet? You're going out to far! Everyone knows that first you encounter dreaded space hydras and other incredible beasts. Then if you somehow survive or are lucky to miss the beasts, when you go further, you reach the edge of the universe and fall right off. It's all right here on the map I bought on G-Bay for only thirty quatloos.

 

Turn back now before it's too late!!

*sigh* If only the Thamian economy hadn't crashed, a Thamso would've been worth more than .01 quatloos and I would've won that one.

Oh well, guess it's time to turtle down and let our feline AIs enslave us for all eternity. Thamian Conglomerate signing off forever.

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EEEEk, those systems are all inhabited by Dreaded Space Hydras

Ahh, but if you send in the HBOB beer ships first, you will have nothing to fear from the Dreaded "sleeping" Space Hydras, as it is a well known fact that Dreaded Space Hydras cannot handled their alcohol. Just make sure ALL the heads drink!! :)

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EEEEk, those systems are all inhabited by Dreaded Space Hydras

Ahh, but if you send in the HBOB beer ships first, you will have nothing to fear from the Dreaded "sleeping" Space Hydras, as it is a well known fact that Dreaded Space Hydras cannot handled their alcohol. Just make sure ALL the heads drink!! :)

Be careful not to give them so much they puke, though. As everyone knows, when one hydra head vomits, two more wake up stone cold sober.

We suggest mead instead of beer. Takes less to get drunk (thus less chance of an over-full stomach expelling its contents) and it's known to have a sporific effect on many creatures.

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EEEEk, those systems are all inhabited by Dreaded Space Hydras

Ahh, but if you send in the HBOB beer ships first, you will have nothing to fear from the Dreaded "sleeping" Space Hydras, as it is a well known fact that Dreaded Space Hydras cannot handled their alcohol. Just make sure ALL the heads drink!! :thumbsup:

Be careful not to give them so much they puke, though. As everyone knows, when one hydra head vomits, two more wake up stone cold sober.

We suggest mead instead of beer. Takes less to get drunk (thus less chance of an over-full stomach expelling its contents) and it's known to have a sporific effect on many creatures.

Mead?? My Dear Fellow Brewmasters... it all depends upon what the Dreaded Space Hydras are having with their beverages or more specifically if they even prepare their fare at all.

 

If it is consumed raw then nothing can compare to a fine Takedian sake to complement any meal.

 

Order your Takedian sake now.

 

Free shipping till stardate 2675.. just send us directions to your homeworld. :)

 

Takeda

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