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We are sorry. The Valkor embassy is closed. We don't currently have any duty hours at our Erie office, due to severe incompetence by the host nation.

 

Please press '1' to adhere to demands made through 3rd party.

 

Please press '2' to surrender unconditionally.

 

Please press '3' to reach the local Intergalactic Civil Liberties Union agent who will be ecstatic to hear your case and defend you no matter what you did.

 

Please press '4' to reach the local chapter of the Organizational Brotherhood of We-Don't-Give-a-Rat's-Behind-What-You-Want-Any-More.

 

Or, just stay on the line and someone will be along eventually to help you in the same manner by which you treated us.

 

Have a nice day!

 

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But never answered...and that is all we ask for...

 

Just answer.

Eyre,

 

He has answered your questions as well as the PA has answered everyone elses. This grand plan of conquest that requires no commitment from anyone yet will succeed, obviously has a lot misinformation in it. He dances around the issue much as your leaders when they are asked a question. Let's face it the PA seems to be the UN with constant meetings and proposals but no one has to commit to anything or agrees to anything. I am quite sure this is not the case but it is the picture they are trying to paint. Until one knows the truth about the PA, which I doubt will ever come out, people will not trust them or you. That old saying it smells rotten, it looks rotten, then it is probably rotten comes to mind at this point. :P

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But never answered...and that is all we ask for...

 

Just answer.

Eyre,

 

He has answered your questions as well as the PA has answered everyone elses. This grand plan of conquest that requires no commitment from anyone yet will succeed, obviously has a lot misinformation in it. He dances around the issue much as your leaders when they are asked a question. Let's face it the PA seems to be the UN with constant meetings and proposals but no one has to commit to anything or agrees to anything. I am quite sure this is not the case but it is the picture they are trying to paint. Until one knows the truth about the PA, which I doubt will ever come out, people will not trust them or you. That old saying it smells rotten, it looks rotten, then it is probably rotten comes to mind at this point. :cheers:

In our lands the phrase was similar but involved water fowl ... :thumbsup:

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Grand plan of conquest that does not require commitment? What are you talking about Griffon Corp? The Mindsphere liked our plan and have commited 100%.

 

As to Valkor..well they always will skirt the answer since they are in the wrong and are furious we've called them on the carpet...

 

Phone system for the Eyre defense ministry as the Boo consulate attempt to broker a peace <side note - the actual peace "request" looks like a series of frustrated players cobbling together some requirements - send me an IM with your email if you want a good laugh (it's best when you use outlook so you can see the different fonts, spaces and duplicate requests along with comments such as "don't tell him this ******** because he may not know it but make him surrender system $$$$$$$")> :

 

Push 1 if you are a former GSL member and cannot abide the fact you are the agressor

 

<weak hand pushes 1>

 

Push 1 if you are frustrated that the Eyre are winning

 

<weaker hand pushes 1>

 

Push 1 if you declared war because of your own ignorance as to the treaty you signed

 

<small, decrepit, weak hand pushes 1>

 

Loud voice booms: Thank you for pinpointing your homeworld. Eyre bucanner ships will come liberate you.

 

Best wishes and tada....

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