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1. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.


2. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.


3. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.


4. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.


5. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned

in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00.


Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.


It's called the 401-K(eg) Plan


This is from one of the wife's e-mail forwardings. One guy stood out in my mind as a source (souse?) of this thought.

Looks like the brewmaster is out there in real life :woohoo::laugh:B)

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I can honestly say we have nothing to do with the collapse of Enron. Our sale of 2 million shares 2 days before the collapse had absolutely nothing to do with it and was purely coincidental. :blink::D

ON the other hand, we have opened our 14th recycling planet due to the immense volume! and you can find recycling centers at each and every StarBars! :ranting::ranting::(

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