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We, the Hunting Sisters of the Gosht Kohr, welcome the United Federation of Planets (#1936) to our territory. We are honored to meet you!

 

It was wise of you to contact us via sub-space communication before entering our hunting grounds. We have not met a species such as your own, and were unfamiliar with your customs.

 

We offer you our prey and the hospitality of our dens. We hope in the near future that trade and co-operation between our races shall become a reality. Your peaciful contact is a significant first step in the realization of this hope.

 

As you will note, there is a significant scale difference between our races. Because of this, we suggest that you not wander about without a guide, or at least with bright clothing and beacon lights. The populace has been notified of your existance and of your visit to our worlds. Still, some caution is advisable. We are a curious race, and unlike you our forepaws are not prehensil. While we do well with our twin tails and muzzles, curious exploration of smaller objects in our environment could put those objects in harm's way. Our young especially are known to bite objects during curious explorations...

 

Once again, welcome. I, Sha'thar, Clan Eldress of the Gosht Kohr, look forward to meeting your official representative and have personally hunted to supply food for the feast of welcome. We hope you do not mind your meat 'tar-tar.'

 

-Sha'thar

Clan Eldress

The Gosht Kohr

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We, the Hunting Sisters of the Gosht Kohr, welcome the United Federation of Planets (#1936) to our territory. We are honored to meet you!

 

It was wise of you to contact us via sub-space communication before entering our hunting grounds. We have not met a species such as your own, and were unfamiliar with your customs.

 

We offer you our prey and the hospitality of our dens. We hope in the near future that trade and co-operation between our races shall become a reality. Your peaciful contact is a significant first step in the realization of this hope.

 

As you will note, there is a significant scale difference between our races. Because of this, we suggest that you not wander about without a guide, or at least with bright clothing and beacon lights. The populace has been notified of your existance and of your visit to our worlds. Still, some caution is advisable. We are a curious race, and unlike you our forepaws are not prehensil. While we do well with our twin tails and muzzles, curious exploration of smaller objects in our environment could put those objects in harm's way. Our young especially are known to bite objects during curious explorations...

 

Once again, welcome. I, Sha'thar, Clan Eldress of the Gosht Kohr, look forward to meeting your official representative and have personally hunted to supply food for the feast of welcome. We hope you do not mind your meat 'tar-tar.'

 

-Sha'thar

Clan Eldress

The Gosht Kohr

 

Thank you. We are glad to be here and we thank you for your hospitality. We will try not to get under foot. We look forward to a long friendly relationship with the Gosht Kohr.

 

President James T. Kirk

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(Sha'thar blinks at a whisper from one of her advisors and clears her throat.)

 

Honored President, I also regret to inform you that we do not know the whereabouts of any green-skinned female humanoid slave dancers. Interceptions of ancient tele-visual radio signals have indicated that such may be important to you in seeking the continuation of your genetic line? If we come across such a race in our explorations, we shall share the information with you.

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