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All these new armament centers running means a lot of new forces coming on line.

In a recent strategic meeting a supply sargeant was heard asking how will we ever feed and clothe all these new troops!?

The response from a ranking official: sheep

we eat them and use the wool for new uniforms. 

Problem solved... now where can we find a bunch of ????????

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The Irish High Command congratulated Master Spy Baa on his recent mission in occupied France. 

“ That fly on the wall disguise was your best one yet Mr Baa” bleeted the commanding general. The information you have obtained is just what we needed. 

“Implement Operation Bleet! “ exclaimed  the commanding general. 

Time to do something about these sheep predators ?

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Meanwhile, in the fine country of Iraq, an invading Persian army has been spared.  Faced with the prospect of imminent death, the Persians laid down their arms in surrender in the city of xErbil.  The Persian prisoners have been reassigned to work in the Syrian oil fields.  The Syrian generals have been praised for their humanitarian handling of the situation.  The goal of freeing the city of xErbil was accomplished with minimal loss of life.

Unfortunately, the Persian government continues to harass the Iraqi people.  While it is always the goal of the Syrian government to peacefully resolve these situations,  it appears likely that there will be some substantial loss of Persian lives in the near future.

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On 4/21/2018 at 7:41 PM, The Fremen said:

Bahahaha how do you know we haven’t already?  Those dreadlocks gonna get cut off. :D

Lol 

mauled Lowlands army as it was trying to run back home. That’s what you have to look forward to if you ever make it onto the continent

somehow I doubt that will happen.. is that because sheep balls are a delicacy in Britain and that leaves you lacking...??

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