General Miles Avatar Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Check this exploration find out EXPL: 123 Exploration teams from Fleet #123 search Frasildee-2 for anything of interest, and discover an alien Fusion Power Plant Complex here! They examine their discovery quite closely, and much is learned concerning Steam Powered Cow Catapult technology! an alien Fusion Power Plant Complex: This place is ruined but due to its nature did not suffer radioactive contamination.. I have discovered a DOOMSDAY weapon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Deependra Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Check this exploration find out EXPL: 123 Exploration teams from Fleet #123 search Frasildee-2 for anything of interest, and discover an alien Fusion Power Plant Complex here! They examine their discovery quite closely, and much is learned concerning Steam Powered Cow Catapult technology! an alien Fusion Power Plant Complex: This place is ruined but due to its nature did not suffer radioactive contamination.. I have discovered a DOOMSDAY weapon! Finally, a use for coal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WKE235 Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Check this exploration find out EXPL: 123 Exploration teams from Fleet #123 search Frasildee-2 for anything of interest, and discover an alien Fusion Power Plant Complex here! They examine their discovery quite closely, and much is learned concerning Steam Powered Cow Catapult technology! an alien Fusion Power Plant Complex: This place is ruined but due to its nature did not suffer radioactive contamination.. I have discovered a DOOMSDAY weapon! Finally, a use for coal! A second use for all that Meat on temperate terrestrial worlds!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali-t-akua Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Check this exploration find out EXPL: 123 Exploration teams from Fleet #123 search Frasildee-2 for anything of interest, and discover an alien Fusion Power Plant Complex here! They examine their discovery quite closely, and much is learned concerning Steam Powered Cow Catapult technology! an alien Fusion Power Plant Complex: This place is ruined but due to its nature did not suffer radioactive contamination.. I have discovered a DOOMSDAY weapon! Wow the Bovine Hegemony will NOT be happy about this. And neither will Kurassier since the truth is out on why he wanted to franchise the McBovine's so badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Carpenter Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Cow catapult, at last the cats get a break, or was catapult all along short for Cattlepult Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigeriith Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Cow catapult, at last the cats get a break, or was catapult all along short for Cattlepult Oh that is BAAADDDDDD - I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Check this exploration find out EXPL: 123 Exploration teams from Fleet #123 search Frasildee-2 for anything of interest, and discover an alien Fusion Power Plant Complex here! They examine their discovery quite closely, and much is learned concerning Steam Powered Cow Catapult technology! an alien Fusion Power Plant Complex: This place is ruined but due to its nature did not suffer radioactive contamination.. I have discovered a DOOMSDAY weapon! Wow the Bovine Hegemony will NOT be happy about this. And neither will Kurassier since the truth is out on why he wanted to franchise the McBovine's so badly. On a prior thread we mentioned the development of the Total Conversion Cow Catapult. We have since developed the Spinal Mounted Bovine Accelerator.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TErnest Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Check this exploration find out EXPL: 123 Exploration teams from Fleet #123 search Frasildee-2 for anything of interest, and discover an alien Fusion Power Plant Complex here! They examine their discovery quite closely, and much is learned concerning Steam Powered Cow Catapult technology! an alien Fusion Power Plant Complex: This place is ruined but due to its nature did not suffer radioactive contamination.. I have discovered a DOOMSDAY weapon! Finally, a use for coal! Not coal. Methane! It's self-powering! TErnest On a prior thread we mentioned the development of the Total Conversion Cow Catapult. We have since developed the Spinal Mounted Bovine Accelerator.... I have actually faced some of these in space combat. My admiral said that he felt like his ship had been put through a meat grinder! TErnest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 On a prior thread we mentioned the development of the Total Conversion Cow Catapult. We have since developed the Spinal Mounted Bovine Accelerator.... I have actually faced some of these in space combat. My admiral said that he felt like his ship had been put through a meat grinder! TErnest Sorry, but your fleet commanders were heard asking, "Where's the beef?" so we showed them..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamaran Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Not coal. Methane! It's self-powering! TErnest The much feared MOO missile Calamaran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WKE235 Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Not coal. Methane! It's self-powering! TErnest The much feared MOO missile Calamaran. Sounds like another "Dirty Job" for Mike Rowe ....... I can just imagine the espisode now. Once it reaches the point where Mike says "I have to do WHAT to the cow to prepare it for the launch tube insertion?!" , it will be nothing but laughs after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakarissa Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 [The much feared MOO missile ] Followed by the upgraded missile called the MOO POO missile. That opens the Super MOO POO missile. That opens a ground tech called the Rapid-Fire Cud Launcher. Face it people, Cows are scary, intelligent, and bent on conquering us all. Be afraid!! Sakarissa The Circle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixitixl Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Check this exploration find out EXPL: 123 Exploration teams from Fleet #123 search Frasildee-2 for anything of interest, and discover an alien Fusion Power Plant Complex here! They examine their discovery quite closely, and much is learned concerning Steam Powered Cow Catapult technology! an alien Fusion Power Plant Complex: This place is ruined but due to its nature did not suffer radioactive contamination.. I have discovered a DOOMSDAY weapon! A Steam Powered Cow Catapult... That is "udderly" ridiculous. Just in case it may be an important piece of technology, can you "steer" me in the right direction to research this totally "amoozing" advance. I hope you were serious and not feeding us a bunch of "bull"... I will apologize to all of you who I have managed to offend, but I love puns and had to "milk" it for all its worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigeriith Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Ouch Itixitl! You should be "pun"ished for those remarks -- a stint in the punitentiary is in order so we won't have to sit here on puns and needles awaiting your next post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Miles Avatar Posted August 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Check this exploration find out EXPL: 123 Exploration teams from Fleet #123 search Frasildee-2 for anything of interest, and discover an alien Fusion Power Plant Complex here! They examine their discovery quite closely, and much is learned concerning Steam Powered Cow Catapult technology! an alien Fusion Power Plant Complex: This place is ruined but due to its nature did not suffer radioactive contamination.. I have discovered a DOOMSDAY weapon! A Steam Powered Cow Catapult... That is "udderly" ridiculous. Just in case it may be an important piece of technology, can you "steer" me in the right direction to research this totally "amoozing" advance. I hope you were serious and not feeding us a bunch of "bull"... I will apologize to all of you who I have managed to offend, but I love puns and had to "milk" it for all its worth. I had meant to ask Pete is this was indeed a real tech or something that popped up just for amusement. I think it was just designed to make some bored explorers laugh themselves sensless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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