Guest Spongebob Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Every now and again usually when I am bored I start a new topic and its all about ME!!, why because I am the most important person here and if you dont agree then you can just go and leave. Anyway we all know the Sponges reputation of being a bit crap at this game well I thought I would go back through all the games I have been in, now some of the records were destroyed in a fire, no it was not me it was some German who thought he could re-write history... Anyway as some records are missing and my memory is basically full of holes, literally - Does anyone remember the Sponge playing in these games 74, 84 and 90. Now for some facts. The sponges worst outing was believe it or not NOT Denmark but in my first game since the middle ages game game 73 I was Norway and died a horrible early death around Turn 6 - Who was Sweden? cant remember but whoever it was I would like to know so I can give them a slap. The other bad outing was a take up position in 86 as Saudi, too much sand and I dropped after T6 I have played my beloved Denmark 6 times and not done to badly with that, Best so far was T25 and also lasted till T23 and T21. The only real disaster was in game 78 when I died on T8, and that was only because of a double crossing back stabbing evilness at the hands of the Monk and his cronies, the tricked the Sponge and I paid the price. He will die one day for that evil deed. Out of 17 games only 5 have ended before double figures, T10 onwards. Most lasted until the late to mid 20s with the best performance being Iceland lasting into the 30s Other highlights, I thought I would bury the hatchet and join with the Monk and his allies, what did they do, bully me and order lil ol Sponge about and sacrificed me then left me for dead as Trans Jordan, Died T8 Double crossed again, Never trust a Monk. We wont mention the evil done by Hersir that caused another defeat and the madness it filled within me that caused my morality to be sold to the Devil in 91 and so I hang by a thread in that game as Denmark, still Im on T20 and counting. My best deception was in V88 when I was France or was I Switzerland or was I, well you get the picture, it was so cunning I had enemies telling me everything but that still did not save the Sponge and defeat was assured on T23 So all in all not a bad run, not half as bad as some would have you believe. Long Live the Sponge - Now read the Small Print  Anyone critisizing King Sponge will be oppressed  The press is not free, I controll it so get used to it, you cannot type what you like  All comments must be approved my the Spongistanian Cultural Minister who is ME!  Denmark should be called by its official name of Greater Spongistan by all foreiners, ie YOU!  You must learn how to speak BS, thats Brilliant Spongish  Agreement with this proclamation is written in the Spongistanian constitution  There are no Ammendments to this Constitution as we got it right first time  Colonists are not allowed to start a civil war, a war for independence, a war against anyone with slitty eyes, a war on poppy farmers, a war against the cold, a war where only planes are used  Yes I know I have already done number 8 but I am King Sponge and am allowed to make up my own rules  Shut it!! I know! - Colonist are not allowed to join a war where they are late or against any nation that produces Oil  If it says press this button then dont do it, especially if its red and accompanied by keys and located underwater  Remember the golden rule - The Sponge is always right, even when Im wrong and Jeremy Clarkson is my twin Brother. Shussssh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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