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From Empire 4710 'The Bush Administration' ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee").

 

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ***.

 

***.. and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:-

 

o This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.

 

o This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.

 

o This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.

 

o This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

 

o This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

 

o The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor

 

o Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

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:D Some people, have too much time on their hands!

 

A truely sad statement on the pop culture of our times to have stuff like this as being exceptable matter and being half-way funny too :cheers:

 

:thumbsup: A very happy holidays to one and all! :P

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From Empire 4710 'The Bush Administration' ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee").

 

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ***.

 

***.. and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:-

 

o This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.

 

o This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.

 

o This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.

 

o This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

 

o This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

 

o The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor

 

o Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

The Q Republic reciprocates said 'wishes' by the Bush Administration in kind without infringement upon any aforementioned rights and or priveledges implied. :lol:

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Happy Holidays to all!

 

Hoping I'll get what I want for the holidays...oO(Oh Santa Drow....please send me a starmap showing me the way to a Homeworld that I may conquer) :lol:

 

And a special :DMerry Christmas! :P

to Pete, Russ and their families. You guys are great.

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Have a Merry Christmas everyone!

We prefer to have already had a festive yuletide, but we thank you for the implication.

And a happy 5th night of Hannukah to those who celebrate it.

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The Genesian Gremloid Technocracy would like to extend it's hearty seasonal greetings to allies, both local and far away as well as to those who are allies to be, those we have yet not met.

 

To our enemies, we wish a strengthening season for the battles to come and a quick and painless death filled with glory and honor...the glory and honor bit is for us and the quick death for you if we were being too subtle :D

 

And to all the skilled and glorious players of this game, hope santa gave you more greenbacks for more orders the coming year.

 

May your Pathfinders always find their way home, your Bastions never fall and the glory of your Empires rekindle the dying empire of old!

 

Merry *insert appropriate religious/commercial festivity here* and a Happy New Year.

 

Cheers

/Lars AKA Locklyn, Emperor of the GGT

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From Empire 4710 'The Bush Administration' ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee").

 

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ***.

 

***.. and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:-

 

o This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.

 

o This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.

 

o This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.

 

o This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

 

o This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

 

o The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor

 

o Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

So Merry Christmas from me to you. Take it as you like it. Nuf Sed, You owe me about a page of totally wasted time. :D

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Well....it WAS from "The Bush Administration" after all. :cheers: (Hehe my point not meant as a slam against republicans) Regardless of political affiliation, you can expect a long list of disclaimers from any administration. :P

 

As a man of the bar (as in barrister), I appreciated the humor -- a trite slam upon the litigious and verbose sensitivity that pervades our modern times of political sensitivity and relativism :cheers:

 

In fact, my post is yet another small example :D

 

Cheers to the sensitive, verbose and impatient alike :thumbsup:

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