Vietarmis Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 This is a notification to the sentinents of the universe that a local defense and trade alliance has been formed under the name Vietarmis. Notifications will be made on protected systems, trade nexii as well as areas where naval units are performing military operations and hence can be dangerous to commerce or exploratory shipping. If your Empire is manuevring in the later posted systems, please contact Vietarmis for advice on safe routes through military areas. We welcome you in the spirit of friendship and peace duly enforced. Grand Admiral NovaReaper Acting Vietarmis Comptroller on the ICS Terms of Endearment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turok Posted June 23, 2004 Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 " local defence and trade alliance ". Sounds a bit like Dad's Army to me. "We're doomed !" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vietarmis Posted June 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2004 Sounds a bit like Dad's Army to me With no slur upon your parentage, noble sentinent being, we do believe us to be a bit more. We're a collection of empires that encountered each other in this local region of space that we call Vietarmis. We saw the mutual benefit in trade and co defence as we've been lucky enough to walk down different technological paths each one of us which means we supplement each other rather well. We have declared each other Total Allies and given each other both the means and the strength to feel secure with our faith in each other. We've simply had no use for letting ourselves be known untill now when our grouping has encountered other forces of empires that are, shall we say, more leaning towards the destructive side of commerce shipping. Thus our decision to ensure that our borders, our trade routes and common colony systems are as safe as possible. This means aggressive fleets at certain critical points and we wish to ensure the Galactic Commonality is aware of these points and try to avoid them or notify any of us before jumping in. We will be posting border systems as well armed systems. Of course, should any exploratory vessels be lost during the administrative process of posting these, we shall compensate the families and Empires. We wish you well in the night beyond our borders Grand Admiral NovaReaper Acting Vietarmis Comptroller on the ICS Terms of Endearment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMartinB Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Maybe it would be good if you listed the empires in the VietCong so that we could avoid them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vietarmis Posted June 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Maybe it would be good if you listed the empires in the VietCong so that we could avoid them? Oh, we know well enough to avoid you and any of your associates. Seems you are mistaken about the spelling though, must be a translator glitch. Ambassador Dripsofhoney Acting Vietarmis Translator Aboard the IDS Sober Counsel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakarissa Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 An aide hands Sakarissa a datapad with another piece of information from the hyper-channels. He reads it, rereads it, and reads it again with a look of confusion. Musing aloud, "Ambassador Drippy? Acting Tardis Translocator? IDS Idiot Savant? Either these are really strange aliens or we really need to relook the Universal Translator project again." Sakarissa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vietarmis Posted June 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Honored Sakarissa, We shall do our utmost to enable a correct translator upgrade for future communictions. Master Scientist Refractions of Reality Acting Vietarmis Chief Engineer IWP There's No Such Thing As Free Lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshadow Posted June 25, 2004 Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Let me see if I have this correct. an unknown group, of unknown size, in an unknown part of space, has formed an alliance. Who would of thought such a thing possible? I bet you are the first local group to ban together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted June 26, 2004 Report Share Posted June 26, 2004 Do you guys distribute Vite Vita Vegemin? I hear Lucy is still looking for some endorsement money! :lol: (ok, honestly, how many of you actually get this?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krelnett_of_Kraan Posted June 26, 2004 Report Share Posted June 26, 2004 Do you guys distribute Vite Vita Vegemin? I hear Lucy is still looking for some endorsement money! :lol: (ok, honestly, how many of you actually get this?) Sadly, we get the joke. We feel old now, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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