Gary Carpenter Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 For those of you feeling left out of all the excitement, for a small fee, I will declare war on your empire. This will enable you to feel more a part of the universe, and at one with the universe's warlike nature. Yes, you too can be at war. Think of the fun you will have explaining how you were justified in paying soneone so they would declare war on you, and for a larger fee<Etermus got it for free, showing how much we all love the that Firebrand of the GS> you too can get a whole alliance to declare war on you. Please post your offers, and how you intend to pay in this thread. Let me say I am excited about this new product that MacroHard is releasing. We are calling it a "War Treaty." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ur Lord Tedric Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 But how about us???? We are certainly feeling left out. Here we are, still a fervent proponent of Intra-Galactic Peace & Security....... The space lanes will certainly be busy with war fleets, we'll just have to arrange trade and secure convoy routes around them..... What chance for trade if it can't get through due to all these belligerents??? Lord High Seneschal to Ur-Lord Tedric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughestrog Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 But how about us???? We are certainly feeling left out. Here we are, still a fervent proponent of Intra-Galactic Peace & Security....... The space lanes will certainly be busy with war fleets, we'll just have to arrange trade and secure convoy routes around them..... What chance for trade if it can't get through due to all these belligerents??? Lord High Seneschal to Ur-Lord Tedric And make a 'killing' in the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakarissa Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 *starts firing nasty weapons at Tedric and his band of cronies* There, feel better? Sakarissa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athonian Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 if they want war can't they just declare anyways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SargonKingOfSlith Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 For those of you feeling left out of all the excitement, for a small fee, I will declare war on your empire. This will enable you to feel more a part of the universe, and at one with the universe's warlike nature. Yes, you too can be at war. Yes, I’ll take two Declarations of War, a Free Trade Agreement, and an Environmental Protection Pact. What kind of payment would you like? Bottle caps, box tops, or coupons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice of Synergy Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 For those of you feeling left out of all the excitement, for a small fee, I will declare war on your empire. This will enable you to feel more a part of the universe, and at one with the universe's warlike nature. Yes, you too can be at war. Think of the fun you will have explaining how you were justified in paying soneone so they would declare war on you, and for a larger fee<Etermus got it for free, showing how much we all love the that Firebrand of the GS> you too can get a whole alliance to declare war on you. Please post your offers, and how you intend to pay in this thread. Let me say I am excited about this new product that MacroHard is releasing. We are calling it a "War Treaty." Dang! Just when I thought my exclusive distribution rights to the pre-packaged power of the PA as potent aphrodisiac was going to help me corner the market, Macrohard undercuts me with a new product line: Battle Lust. This trade in gray goods is hurting business. Sales are in the toilet. I demand that the lawyers in the GS sue somebody on my behalf! Vox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krelnett_of_Kraan Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 We have no lawyers. One of the many fringe benefits of a telepathic hive-mind is that it's very difficult for an individual to get away with any sort of crime. Then again, we're no longer part of the GS, so... *shrug* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
looker Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 After the Macrohard declares war on you (which is techically a death sentence) what you gonna do ! You need a friend.. What you do is call for the looker to be your friend. Carpenter "the deadly" will figure with me as your friend you won't be able to fully utilize him as an enemy and he will lose interest in you. Bingo bango bongo .... you had a war with an unbeatable foe and slid out alive and have gained a friend who was there when you needed him. We are compatable with the Macrohard at war plan, we accept major credit chips, we give a simulated, pirated copy of the Starbars tee shirt, and we validate parking. Its the whole enchlada from Pheonix and looker and since all we do is look we charge only what our service is worth. Post a notice stating what a great friend you have in the looker and that's it, instant pal. The board of directors of RTG have not been consulted in this matter and as such get no credit or shoulder no resposibilty for this situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 we give a simulated, pirated copy of the Starbars tee shirt Tsk, tsk, pirated copies. Please, do not except anything but the original StarBars t-shirt. These pirated copies are of much poorer quality, and frankly don't do justice to the real things. BUY HBOB and only buy the original Sabeli StarBars merchandise!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krelnett_of_Kraan Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 And don't forget your Trklik's Tasting Room (a division of StarBars) t-shirts, now available with multiple arm-holes! Drink more mead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord SaHeru Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 It is good to see that there is still a sense of humor among the players. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Regency Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Macrohard, Our intellignece tells us that you may be harboring weapons of mass distraction, or WMDs. As such we are worried that you may be supplying them to other unstable empires. I think a coalition of Empires must be assembled to deal with your threat to our peaceful appreciation of the bloodshed in progress. Btw, we have as of this time still not received our shipment of beer Kurassier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athonian Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 *puts on cowboy hat and big ears!* lets get those wmds! was that too political? *shuts up* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WKE235 Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Hmmm ... interesting idea. But from a marketing standpoint, I think you would find a LOT more consumers willing to pay you to declare war on someone of their choosing. Of course whomever you declared war on will likely buy the same level of service right back at the original buyer. Oh the fun and profit. And just think. You can sell the same declaration multiple times. Perhaps players a, b, and c all want you to declare on player x. Three fees, one declaration. Heck, when player d comes along three turns later and asks for declaration on player x, you simply smile and take your fee with no more work involved. The opportunities.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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