gecko Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 Well, now that I've survived 85, time for a new game. Anybody else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 signed up when 92 started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 What would Victory be without Spongistan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 What would Victory be without Spongistan FUN FUN FUN!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartan Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 Man! Some of you guys must have deep pockets and A LOT more free time that I do. I could be mistaken, but aren't some of you guys playing multiple games already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted January 17, 2012 Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 playing in 3 but 2 are free games and 86 is 5 turns from ending sooo...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gecko Posted January 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2012 Yeah, I have 2 active games, but really I have no other vices beyond Victory! And with the choices available on television....I'd rather compute Russian rail capacity logistics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 I'm not in this one, well, not yet anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sven Drake Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 I've signed up for 93 as well. Not sure which position I'll get, but I was warned to avoid North Africa. Awwwww...but I like playing Tunisia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earthling Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 How full is this game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted January 21, 2012 Report Share Posted January 21, 2012 How full is this game? 15% as per my turn result of this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sven Drake Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Any word on how far along the set-ups are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickey Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 20% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 FRENCH MILITARY DEFEATS While we are waiting for this game to start and also to post on another forum I thought i would re-post one of my funnier extracts, its not mine except for the editing to make it a little more entertaining. Enjoy - Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. [Or at ths time in history, a Roman] - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted. - Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. - Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots - Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. - War of Revolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. - The Dutch War - Tied - War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power. - War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. - American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting." - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. - The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. - World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States [Entering the war late]. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline. - World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song. - War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu - Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux. - War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's. The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?" "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage." Or, better still, the quote from the Wall Street Journal: "They're there when they need you." Further evidence.......... Norse invasions, 841-911. After having their way with the French for 70 years, the Norse are bribed by a French King named Charles the Simple (really!) who gave them Normandy in return for peace. Normans proceed to become just about the only positive military bonus in France's [favour] for next 500 years. 1066 A.D. William The Conquerer Duke and Ruler of France Launches the Largest Invasion in the history of the world no other was as large until the same trip was taken in reverse on June 6th 1944 William Fights Harold for the Throne of England Which old king Edward rightfully left to William but Harold Usurped the throne Will fights the Saxons (English)wins and the French Rule England for the Next 80 Years. then the French start the largest building and economic infrastructure since the fall of the Roman Empire the Norman Economy skyrockets and the Normans inadvertantly start England to become a major world Power Vive La France- Oh dear. We seem to have overlooked some basic facts. Firstly, Philip the First (1060 - 1108) was King of France at the time of the Norman invasion of 1066 - William was Duke of Normandy and, incidentally, directly descended from the Vikings. William was, therefore, as alien to France as the experience of victory. Since Philip did not invade England, the victory at Hastings was Norman - not French. Normandy may be a part of France now but it most certainly wasn't in 1066. Therefore, William's coronation as King of England had nothing whatsoever to do with the French. As usual, they were nowhere near the place when the fighting was going on. The mistaken belief that 1066 was a French victory leads to the Third Rule of French Warfare; "When incapable of any victory whatsoever - claim someone else's". Mexico, 1863-1864. France attempts to take advantage of Mexico's weakness following its thorough thrashing by the U.S. 20 years earlier ("Halls of Montezuma"). Not surprisingly, the only unit to distinguish itself is the French Foreign Legion (consisting of, by definition, non-Frenchmen). Booted out of the country a little over a year after arrival. Panama jungles 1881-1890. No one but nature to fight, France still loses; canal is eventually built by the U.S. 1904-1914. Napoleonic Wars. Should be noted that the Grand Armee was largely (~%50) composed of non-Frenchmen after 1804 or so. Mainly disgruntled minorities and anti-monarchists. Not surprisingly, these performed better than the French on many occasions. Haiti, 1791-1804. French defeated by rebellion after sacrificing 4,000 Poles to yellow fever. Shows another rule of French warfare; when in doubt, send an ally. The 4th Rule. India, 1673-1813. British were far more charming than French, ended up victors. Therefore the British are well known for their tea, and the French for their whine (er, wine...). Ensures 200 years of bad teeth in England. Barbary Wars, middle ages-1830. Pirates in North Africa continually harass European shipping in Meditteranean. France's solution: pay them to leave us alone. America's solution: kick their asses ("the Shores of Tripoli"). [America's] first overseas victories, won 1801-1815. 1798-1801, Quasi-War with U.S. French privateers (semi-legal pirates) attack U.S. shipping. U.S. fights France at sea for 3 years; French eventually cave; sets precedent for next 200 years of Franco-American relations. Moors in Spain, late 700s-early 800s. Even with Charlemagne leading them against an enemy living in a hostile land, French are unable to make much progress. Hide behind Pyrennes until the modern day. French-on-French losses (probably should be counted as victories too, just to be fair): 1208: Albigenses Crusade, French massacared by French. When asked how to differentiate a heretic from the faithful, response was "Kill them all. God will know His own." Lesson: French are badasses when fighting unarmed men, women and children. St. Bartholomew Day Massacre, August 24, 1572. Once again, French-on-French slaughter. Third Crusade. Philip Augustus of France throws hissy-fit, leaves Crusade for Richard the Lion Heart to finish. Seventh Crusade. St. Louis of France leads Crusade to Egypt. Resoundingly crushed. [Eighth] Crusade. St. Louis back in action, this time in Tunis. See Seventh Crusade. Also should be noted that France attempted to hide behind the Maginot line, sticking their head in the sand and pretending that the Germans would enter France that way. By doing so, the Germans would have been breaking with their traditional route of invading France, entering through Belgium (Napoleonic Wars, Franco-Prussian War, World War I, etc.). French ignored this though, and put all their effort into these defenses. Seven year War 1756-1763 Lost: after getting hammered by Frederick the Great of Prussia (yep, the Germans again) at Rossbach, the French were held off for the remainder of the War by Frederick of Brunswick and a hodge-podge army including some Brits. War also saw France kicked out of Canada (Wolfe at Quebec) and India (Clive at Plassey). The French consider the departure of the French from Algeria in 1962-63, after 130 years on colonialism, as a French victory and especially consider C. de Gaulle as a hero for 'leading' said victory over the unwilling French public who were very much against the departure. This ended their colonialism. About 2 million ungrateful Algerians lost their lives in this shoddy affair. And if you have read this far then I feel my take on history is a little more entertaining - Something else the French are useless at, Entertaining, unless its at the stake on fire - Some French bird springs to mind. Anyway on with the show - pip pip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted March 15, 2012 Report Share Posted March 15, 2012 So who has signed up for this, I have seeing as I will soon have an opening in my schedule. Bet you cannot guess what nation I am going to be this time can you? But lets talk about what cunning plan I have in store for your entertainment. In 92 I decided not to hide and its been okay. I got more TAs than before and the War goes fairly well but thats not the Sponge you have all come to love. I will go deep in 93, deeper than ever before, so deep undercover you will find it almost impossible to find me. I always leave a clue and this time I will do something so devious, so grand, so massive that I will be remembered forever and talked about for generations. You will tell your children about Spongebob the Great, you will tell your Grandchildren and all your illiegitamate offspring, you'll even tell the ones you keep locked in a cellar and the ones your sister had for you. But lets not forget why you will tell them, you will tell them because V93 will be the game Spongebob the Great of Greater Spongistan finally won a game.... mark my words, this is gospel. Errrm I have not gone on a religious rant for a while.... maybe later - Chow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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