Gjorhaan Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 I, Gjor'haan, called as a disciple of Gjo'jaol, Darkness of Darkness, and Shor'ha, his servant; to The Collectors, to those that have been sanctified in Darkness, disciples by calling, with all who in every place call upon Gjo'jaol for strength, yield the following: Tr’laa, the great dog of Shor’ja returns from the journey to the hidden sun. She gently carries a Golden Acorn between her jaws. She gathers trinkets from the darkest plumes of evening black; collecting those who Collect. Will we loose Tr’laa to gather more? That depends. Swear fealty to Gjo'jaol, and be spared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 You've been spending waaayyyyy to much time at the StarBars.... No wait, errrrr, you haven't spent enough time there, here's one on the house.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gjorhaan Posted March 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 I can completely drop the roleplaying if you like. It might be better appreciated in different forums? [Edit] I'm not this crazy IRL :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laserwolf Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 Perhaps something like a plain english version of your Necronomicon Scriptures... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azuth Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 I thought his words were well spoken and profound. Then again, so is a drunkards words after many :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galvorn Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 I rather enjoy the roleplaying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gjorhaan Posted March 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Gjor'haan's brooding even wears on his author over time. I'm thrilled that I've found someone at long last and hope that my enthusiasm for the game and its players isn't buried under a dark, thick layer of doom. I'll happily accept the beer, Monsieur Kurrasier But, Gjor'haan's inclination remains to eradicate Star Bars from the dimension. I'm sure you understand. Good gaming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakarissa Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Kurassier, Are your Starbars in need of the services of my Ninja Chefs? Our Iron Chef competitions are a little more robust than the boring earth variety. You have to sneak into a heavily fortified enemy stronghold, kill the lord of the stronghold, cook a 5 course meal involving the deceased, eat it, clean up after yourself, and escape without being discovered. :lol: Sakarissa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowKitsune Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 Or you can just order from Intergalactic Ninja Burger ... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternusIV Posted March 5, 2004 Report Share Posted March 5, 2004 But, Gjor'haan's inclination remains to eradicate Star Bars from the dimension If that isn't an all-out declaration of war against the entire beer-loving segment of the universe, I don't know what is! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azuth Posted March 8, 2004 Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 Also, which dimension is he talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted March 8, 2004 Report Share Posted March 8, 2004 But, Gjor'haan's inclination remains to eradicate Star Bars from the dimension. I'm sure you understand. Now how could I possibly understand why anybody would want to eradicate StarBars from any dimension??? Utterly amazing, the StarBars and all who love beer will always fight back!!! LONG LIVE THE STARBARS!!!! and no soup for you!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krelnett_of_Kraan Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 Yeah! What he said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octagon999 Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 Darn, our final offer??? (Why do I feel like I just got out of a Timeshare sales pitch?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 Are your Starbars in need of the services of my Ninja Chefs? Bring them on in!! Always in need of good chefs. and a cooking competition to boot!!! Why we'll put it on the telescanners, sell tickets, sell beer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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