Kurassier Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Isn't Tunisia where they smoke lotus blossoms???? hey Spongey, get some fresh air once in awhile. Didn't you forget that the Baltic States secretly runs all of Europe/Africa and Asia?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Always ready to feed the USA with information here goes Spain has invaded iceland Norway has surendered to Turkey Tunisia has been declared the Emperor of Europe and hold court in Dresden The USA has been declared an illegal state and wiped off the maps of the world Saudi Arabia has invaded Egypt Egypt has invaded Central Russia and finally.... Tunisia has been declared the sole winner so you can go home now <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually Norway is considering surrendering to the Lowlands after his shock and awe campaign Halvdan the Swarty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesselring Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Actually Norway is considering surrendering to the Lowlands after his shock and awe campaign <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFreud Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Grrrrrrrr.... Just HOW much luck can some have?!?!??!?!? GRRRRRRRRR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 Please do tell my dear doctor what seems to be the problem? Halvdan the Swarty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimor Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 Please do tell my dear doctor what seems to be the problem? Halvdan the Swarty <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am guessing it is the frustration of having The Poles on vacation in his land... and they do not have a visum so he has to throw them out.. and as a consequence he will loose the race for Warsaw.. and I can win that one so I can show him how superior my Hungarian soldiers are hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krysia's Krusader Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Hi, To the people offering me alliances: I very much appreciate, your desire to align yourself, with the nation that holds the sacred city of Mecca, and the chosen people of Allah. However, I, in turn, would very much appreciate that you contact me concerning as to why, and your intentions. I'd be very much interested in learning how we could help one another, with such an understanding between our two nations. I've tried to contact you in return, but you(s) have your privacy option turned on. If you are reading this, and it applies to you, I won't give your contact information to any one else. Otherwise, your wasting an order slot, with me, any ways. Thanks for your considerations, Krysia's Krusader King of Saudi Arabia Edit: If it's simply for a boost concerning your national morale, you can still contact me, to tell me so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest General Spongebob Squarepants Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 On the Subject of Allies...... I need some more, that fishing fleet i sent to the USA has gone missing Me thinks the dastardly Americans has captured them and sent them to work in the Labour camps they have set up in Canada Anyway i have no more cash to create a superiour fishing fleet so i need Allies, and lots of them to fight off the swarms of Americans that will be coming over, they breed like flys you see Please help defend the Tunisian homeland and become my ally.... PLEEEEEESE All submittions to the Tunisian Department of Defense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest General Spongebob Squarepants Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 To the Leader of the Libyans This is a formal declaration of War , our embassys are to be closed and our diplomats have been recalled. Ancient archives just discovered show that the whole of North Africa was once part of a Greater Tunisian Empire. We are on a mission to reclaim these lands for our people. Prime Minister of the Tunisian People Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Ancient archives just discovered show that the whole of North Africa was once part of a Greater Tunisian Empire Hate to inform you, but those archives you found are written in Lithuanian. All of Africa belongs to the Baltic States. You're just, shall we say, a temporary governor of our Tunisian provinces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of the Libyans Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 To the Leader of the Libyans This is a formal declaration of War , our embassys are to be closed and our diplomats have been recalled. Ancient archives just discovered show that the whole of North Africa was once part of a Greater Tunisian Empire. We are on a mission to reclaim these lands for our people. Prime Minister of the Tunisian People <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dear General SS, This is a formal expression of my gratitude for your honesty in showing the North Africa countries your true goal. A lot of weird looking, soft yellowish Tunisian speaking men with sunglasses have started asking a lot of questions lately. Therefore I hereby formally request you recall all your ambassy staff from Libyan soil. A piece of advice: it is common strategy to actually invade a country before or shortly after declaring war on that country. This means ordering (preferrably armed and dangerous) troops to occupy (or liberate) land and cities of the opponent. The average Tunisian soldier is not known for its battleprowess. But the current level of inactivity of your armed forces is worrying even the Libyan Defense Counil. Care to eleborate? Has it anything to do with the quality of your Portuguese and South Russian military advisors? Did the start of this military operation coincide with the holiday season? Or did your operation desertstorm meet with some other unsuspected obstacles and has it become a winterbreeze? Kind regards, LotL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest General Spongebob Squarepants Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Firstly may I address the Right Honourable Kurassier of the Baltic States. - I always thought the Baltic States were in Africa, i must make sure my Generals.... erm lets make that Admirals anex these States. Now onto the Libyan Question - It is taking some time to remove all Tunisian patriots from Libya, you will have to excuse the odd patriot left behind, if you find them near your armies, bases, etc etc taking pictures then they are not spys only plane spotters. Honest! The Portugeese and Southern Russian advisors have spent many hours training the poor soft yellowish Tunisian speaking men with sunglasses into Battle Hardened shock troops who will liberate occupied Tunisian soil. The battles will take place on Tunisian terms, we have declared war publicly under the rules of the Geneva convention (some smart alec is gonna say theres no such rule now - ITS A GAME - Doh!) and when we are ready to Liberate our lands we shall do so with vigour and a resolve. (is this rant getting to you yet) Now the line has been drawn in the sand you must ask yourself do i sit and wait or do i go on the offensive. Only time will tell. As you say in your personal comunications - May the best Nation Win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DezertCamel Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Now the line has been drawn in the sand you must ask yourself do i sit and wait or do i go on the offensive. Only time will tell. Now we know the reason he has not attacked yet. He is drawing lines in the blowing sand his country produces. So it it is only safe to assume, his generals are hard at work trying to find a way to to get the line straight and not have it disappear, before it is done being drawn. General Sponge, as far as your fishing fleet (pirates) are concerned, last we saw of them they were heading south toward south america. Something being mentioned about a big party called carnival.... I will let you know if we find out more... DezertCamel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfreddy Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Why is everyone so quit? Too busy planning war strategy, or just too busy getting their butts kicked!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krysia's Krusader Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Why is everyone so quit? Too busy planning war strategy, or just too busy getting their butts kicked!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm too busy trying to figure out what to do with all this PET... ? While we're on the subject of figuring things out; what is one point of PET worth? As near as I can see in the Victory! rules, it is equivilant to 10 tons of petroleum. How much is that in barrels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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