Rednas Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Kleengun? I hefe-a truooble-a speekeeng Ingleesh So your aliens, What is this all about? Is this Victory or is it more like a child play ground, at least to me. All this jibberjabber and in this phoney language.....speak clearly because I am tooooooo dummmmm to understand anything about the meaning of this. But the message is clear, at least to me: you are all on the looser side and I will greet you from the other side, the winner side. Well keep up the good work by telling you nice things in your kinky languages and forget all about the game…is good for me…is good for your neighbours. There is for me only one language. VICTORY. Greetings from Rednas Ruler of jmhnjhwe grwezg ( I agree, is also kinky, but as time comes you can get my name…in the HOF) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sven Drake Posted December 11, 2007 Report Share Posted December 11, 2007 Kleengun? I hefe-a truooble-a speekeeng Ingleesh So your aliens, What is this all about? Is this Victory or is it more like a child play ground, at least to me. All this jibberjabber and in this phoney language.....speak clearly because I am tooooooo dummmmm to understand anything about the meaning of this. But the message is clear, at least to me: you are all on the looser side and I will greet you from the other side, the winner side. Well keep up the good work by telling you nice things in your kinky languages and forget all about the game…is good for me…is good for your neighbours. There is for me only one language. VICTORY. Greetings from Rednas Ruler of jmhnjhwe grwezg ( I agree, is also kinky, but as time comes you can get my name…in the HOF) B.S. walks, Victory! talks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smedleythebarbarian Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 I agree the scandanavian cook has gone off the boil No one is reading it so STOP As for Mr Redass will you now reveal your country Or are you and Bob the same person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 Eh my Roosseeun freeend vhu seeed unytheeng ebuoot a Roosseeun Gufernment Ooffffeeciel sendeeng zeem tu Geul. Zee pooppet gufernment ve-a shell instell veell du ell zee Geuleeng fur us. Zee cuncelleeng ooff Chreestmes ves oonly in Denmerk und Feenlund und iff yuoo cunteenooe-a tu bedger zee Greet Scundeenefiun Repoobleec ve-a veell be-a furced tu Cuncel Chreestmes in Nurzeern Roosseea elsu. Bork Bork Bork! Canceling Christmas for anybody, even Denmark and Finland is despicable. Liberating your people from such despotic rule will be a joy for us and the people of Scandanavia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Fleischer Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 The Chef has had to take a long vacation, he was making an extra special spicey meatball and burned his mouth off so any further diplomatic communications should be directed to the Norwegian embassy. As for Christmas is has been decreed that it shall be re-instated due to popular demand (and the planned invasion by all nations in support of Christmas) As leader of the Scandinavian Empire I hope this has resulted in peace between all concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 The Chef has had to take a long vacation, he was making an extra special spicey meatball and burned his mouth off so any further diplomatic communications should be directed to the Norwegian embassy. As for Christmas is has been decreed that it shall be re-instated due to popular demand (and the planned invasion by all nations in support of Christmas) As leader of the Scandinavian Empire I hope this has resulted in peace between all concerned. Now that is much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Fleischer Posted December 12, 2007 Report Share Posted December 12, 2007 After further consideration the Swedish and Norwegen governments have decided that we would be better off being ruled by the russians and as such will follow whatever lead the commies decide is appropriate. Tell us great commie what would you have us do? Our armies await your orders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Fleischer Posted December 13, 2007 Report Share Posted December 13, 2007 Our armies, airforce and navy await the orders of the great commie despot, tell us oh great leader were shall we wield your rightous sword. Our forces itch to attack the unbelivers Oh one more thing We shall no longer be known as the Scandinavian Empire. We have toyed with the idea of calling ourselved The Empire Formally Known as The Scandinavian Empire but thats a little long winded, a little like the chef so we have decided that the Сою́з Сове́тских Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик, CCCP for short is a better name. Long live Kurrasier - (See Russian is a better language, the Chef will get it one day) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Our armies, airforce and navy await the orders of the great commie despot, tell us oh great leader were shall we wield your rightous sword. Our forces itch to attack the unbelivers Oh one more thing We shall no longer be known as the Scandinavian Empire. We have toyed with the idea of calling ourselved The Empire Formally Known as The Scandinavian Empire but thats a little long winded, a little like the chef so we have decided that the ???´? ????´????? ??????????´?????? ?????´????, CCCP for short is a better name. Long live Kurrasier - (See Russian is a better language, the Chef will get it one day) Very nice. Okay, go ahead and 'unite' the Scandanavians. Once accomplished, I'll send you further instructions. Oh, and we have decided that a representative capitalist society better suits our needs here in Russia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Fleischer Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Ok thanks Oh Wonderful Kurassier I Salivate at your feet. We shall unite the Scandinavians, just one question, whats this representative capitalist society you speak off? Being humble servants of the great communist experiment and not being as smart as you we need you to explain it in "iwi" terms to us. Thanks Your Humble Servant Major Quisling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Fleischer Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 It has come to our attention that the Danmarks Nationalsocialistiske Arbejderparti (National Socialist Workers Party of Denmark), or DNSAP, has been formed by Dark Lord Dad and as such is an outlawed organization. All members will be shot on sight. If ever there was a reason for the unification of Scandinavia then now is the time. Rumours of a "Fifth Column" in Finland has resulted in several arrests. They will be interogated and shot once they confess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rednas Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 I agree the scandanavian cook has gone off the boilNo one is reading it so STOP As for Mr Redass will you now reveal your country Or are you and Bob the same person Well, well smudleythecanarian, Still in the game?? Well that is wondering me. Keep aware, not that you are being (Red)ass will be kicked. So to your questions: I will reveal my country as soon as I have conquered the USA... Which Bob? Spongebob, Bob the builder, Bob Hope? But he and me being the same person, that I could consider an an insult. Strange that the BOB didn't answer yet.....could mean something. Say me which country you are driving to the downfall and I will see what I can do for you to speed this process up, in this case you would save money. Greetings Rednas Ruler of mjmukz uitn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
League of Nations Observer Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 As always our observers have been out and about and for this game we will post only 1 observation and leave it at that. Germany, France and Lowlands are planning to invade Great Britain Rednas is Sander in and is leader of Greece Smedly is realy Spongebob Spongebob is dead The Russians are planning to invade Scandinavia Italy and Yugoslavia are planning to invade Switzerland Norway is planning to invade Denmark Sweden is planning to invade Denmark Denmark is planning to surrender Switzerland is planning to surrender Ireland is allied to Spain The middle east is planning to fight amongst themselves for a few barrels of oil Dont use the toilets in Rumania Poland is planning to invade Germany Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Im still here? waiting for someone to make the mistake and think that I dont exist. Murrrraggghhhh!!!! I must say that the reason why I have been so quiet is that there is no enemy of interest yet. What happened to the Van Manstain of V80, the Monk of V75, the HPW of 78 where are these great enemies. In 81 there seems to be nothing but clowns and fools, not a single one is worthy of being called and enemy of the Sponge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rednas Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 As always our observers have been out and about and for this game we will post only 1 observation and leave it at that. Germany, France and Lowlands are planning to invade Great Britain Rednas is Sander in and is leader of Greece Smedly is realy Spongebob Spongebob is dead The Russians are planning to invade Scandinavia Italy and Yugoslavia are planning to invade Switzerland Norway is planning to invade Denmark Sweden is planning to invade Denmark Denmark is planning to surrender Switzerland is planning to surrender Ireland is allied to Spain The middle east is planning to fight amongst themselves for a few barrels of oil Dont use the toilets in Rumania Poland is planning to invade Germany Thanks Dear LoNO, I like your name, special the last part of it: obSERVER. You are gonna serve me a lot...but the heck do we no who you are playing. Well do we care....at least I don't. So and acc. your observations what I am going to do the next turns? Maybe you can tell me so I can stick to the plan. And that I am Greece...could be. And Smedley is The Sponge....well that would explain the fact that he is not playing long, they both don't. But that could also mean that you are one of those two. The Russians are planning to invade Scandinavia, when I read such stuff...which Russia is gonna be invading which Scandinavia. Well okay...forget about it, I will. But some others are really interesting, but not so surprising. I will all surprise you and will soon be on the World Events. Greetings Rednas Ruler of hnuzruwtuw Im still here? waiting for someone to make the mistake and think that I dont exist. Murrrraggghhhh!!!! I must say that the reason why I have been so quiet is that there is no enemy of interest yet. What happened to the Van Manstain of V80, the Monk of V75, the HPW of 78 where are these great enemies. In 81 there seems to be nothing but clowns and fools, not a single one is worthy of being called and enemy of the Sponge. Dear Spongie, Well they did it again, they don't take you serious and neither do I. But please, I will be an enemy for you, but will you be a worthy one for me, that is the question right now. Where are you anyway. Well we both don't know were we are. We could not even in the game and the rest don't even know. But the LoNO will know, off course, the Big Brother who is watching all of us....laugh, laugh. Well Sponge I kindly invite you to my Christmas Dinner, Seafood is on the Menu. Greetings Rednas Ruler of jhubzu4uz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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