Tommy Atkins Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 NR may have DW on us, but he still hasn't found the tunnel yet! Greetings from the Dey of Algiers! To Our Finnish Cousin: We have been advised by our Wazirs to be thankful for what we have not been given. We observe that one can only see a tunnel if one's head is not encased in it. We also observe that one should be thankful that cetaceous lifeforms are apparantly not engaged in this game. Alas, We have a Qrush that should be Orange instead of Green! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted March 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 NR may have DW on us, but he still hasn't found the tunnel yet! Greetings from the Dey of Algiers! To Our Finnish Cousin: We have been advised by our Wazirs to be thankful for what we have not been given. We observe that one can only see a tunnel if one's head is not encased in it. We also observe that one should be thankful that cetaceous lifeforms are apparantly not engaged in this game. Alas, We have a Qrush that should be Orange instead of Green! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Atkins Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Greetings from the Dey of Algiers! We observe the infamous turn 4 due date has arrived and our Wazirs are reading signs & portents trying to solve the mysteries of the future! Will the tunnel be found? Will the Confeder's turn racy? Will Austria & Hungary finally get their wish? Will we be plagued by lawyers? Will Qrush be identified? Will Spongebob finally find success? All will be revealed in time, but the anticipation is maddening! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Greetings from the Dey of Algiers! We observe the infamous turn 4 due date has arrived and our Wazirs are reading signs & portents trying to solve the mysteries of the future! Will the tunnel be found? Will the Confeder's turn racy? Will Austria & Hungary finally get their wish? Will we be plagued by lawyers? Will Qrush be identified? Will Spongebob finally find success? All will be revealed in time, but the anticipation is maddening! Allow me to answer your questions... Will the tunnel be found? It already has been Will the Confeder's turn racy? The Confederacy IS Will Austria & Hungary finally get their wish? Yes Will we be plagued by lawyers? No Will Qrush be identified? Already Known Will Spongebob finally find success? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Atkins Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Greetings from the Dey of Algiers! To Our friend Spartacus: Those questions were posted in response to a request from our Padishar of Media Projection [aka POMP] as a prelude to a project of his called 'As The Sands Drift'. He was much chagrined to find you have given away his story line. He has removed himself to a distant oasis to contemplate his failure and ruminate on any other such ideas he was forming. He has also been given a quota of mud bricks to make to aid his meditations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Greetings from the Dey of Algiers! To Our friend Spartacus: Those questions were posted in response to a request from our Padishar of Media Projection [aka POMP] as a prelude to a project of his called 'As The Sands Drift'. He was much chagrined to find you have given away his story line. He has removed himself to a distant oasis to contemplate his failure and ruminate on any other such ideas he was forming. He has also been given a quota of mud bricks to make to aid his meditations. Tell him to make hay, not as strong as bricks (ask Mr Wulf) but a hell of a lot more fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qrush Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Allow me to answer your questions... Will the tunnel be found? It already has been Will the Confeder's turn racy? The Confederacy IS Will Austria & Hungary finally get their wish? Yes Will we be plagued by lawyers? No Will Qrush be identified? Already Known Will Spongebob finally find success? No Oh, is my disguise reveiled? Are you sure? I'm not even sure myself. Was I green or orange ? Or did I became a good old yellow after all? I'm confused. I don't even understand myself anymore. But I'm glad somebody does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Yellow, and a large streak at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Atkins Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Tell him to make hay, not as strong as bricks (ask Mr Wulf) but a hell of a lot more fun Greetings from the Dey of Algiers! To Our friend Spartacus, Although he has ample sunshine to make this hay; Alas, he is unable to roll in it thanks to the ministrations of the Court Physician. His musical abilities seem to have improved, however. His voice range has extended to 'E' above high 'C'; at least it did when the Physician visited him! We would also ask for a translation of the quote in your signature. The best our linguists can come up with is 'Take the Alarm Warning for a Test Drive'. We feel this is not an accurate representation of it's true meaning; and they may soon be joining POMP in his revels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Tell him to make hay, not as strong as bricks (ask Mr Wulf) but a hell of a lot more fun Greetings from the Dey of Algiers! To Our friend Spartacus, Although he has ample sunshine to make this hay; Alas, he is unable to roll in it thanks to the ministrations of the Court Physician. His musical abilities seem to have improved, however. His voice range has extended to 'E' above high 'C'; at least it did when the Physician visited him! We would also ask for a translation of the quote in your signature. The best our linguists can come up with is 'Take the Alarm Warning for a Test Drive'. We feel this is not an accurate representation of it's true meaning; and they may soon be joining POMP in his revels. Cry havoc and let slip the Dogs of War - Its in Latin Knowing who Qrush is and Knowing where he is are two totally different aspects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Atkins Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Cry havoc and let slip the Dogs of War - Its in LatinKnowing who Qrush is and Knowing where he is are two totally different aspects. Greetings from the Dey of Algiers! To Our Friend Spartacus, We Thank You for the translation. It was reported to us as a combination of French and Latin. There is quite a chorus gathering at that oasis. We no longer concern ourselves with this Qrush. We feel his presence will soon be revealed accidentally by someone either sponge fishing off Portugal, or wondering what that green/yellow/orange goo is in the treads of their Panzers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slicer Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Greetings from the Dey of Algiers! We observe the infamous turn 4 due date has arrived and our Wazirs are reading signs & portents trying to solve the mysteries of the future! Will the tunnel be found? Will the Confeder's turn racy? Will Austria & Hungary finally get their wish? Will we be plagued by lawyers? Will Qrush be identified? Will Spongebob finally find success? All will be revealed in time, but the anticipation is maddening! Will the tunnel be found? A tunnel? Ohhhh....I thought he meant a ton of nail - actually, I found both of them in Juuka Will the Confeder's turn racy? Their tanks move at speed 3. Does that count? Will Austria & Hungary finally get their wish? Only if their wish is eternal bliss. Will we be plagued by lawyers? Plagued is the wrong verb. Pleased is what you meant. I can tell. Will Qrush be identified? He is actually Tom the Red Nosed Reindeer. Will Spongebob finally find success? He certainly finds love from all of us! Your Friend and Supermarket Buddy Slicebob Cutpants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sven Drake Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Wellllllll..... First blood has been drawn by Czechoslovakia, who rolled his 7 MOTOR 39's (German) into Vienna, not to mention a couple of TAS's. No doubt he heard about our world-famous schnitzengruben. First, a toast to CZECH! Our neighbors are always welcome; in fact, you should see the welcoming committee! Auf Wiedersehen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurassier Posted March 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 The Finnish Parliament has officially declared war on Northern Russia. We have also removed all Swedish diplomats as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 The Finnish Parliament has officially declared war on Northern Russia. We have also removed all Swedish diplomats as well. It seem the Confederacy Intelligence Agency (CIA) is not working to peek efficency It has taken a while to realise that Finland is not alone and has many friends. It seems the Scandinavian peninsular will be a bloody battle ground. As you will not be needing our assistance I will leave you in peace, the Czech people are in need of some re-education in one of our "facilities" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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