Jump to content
Rolling Thunder Forums

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 592
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Oi Slicer Sozay thats not nice... you fear me because you dont understand me

Fearing the Sponge is like saying that I am afraid that swallowing a gnat while riding my motorcycle with my mouth open is going to give me liver cancer. I don't understand how my remote control works either, and surprisingly, it doesn't scare me either....ok...well my remote control scares me a little, but the Sponge does not scare me. :P

Link to comment
Share on other sites

New map:

 

victory-map-diplomacy-94t16.png

 

- Cleared up the colouring a bit. While the power blocks are not quite as solid as they seem, this is how they work in practice. As far as I know. Feel free to comment.

- Greece is in bigger trouble than I thought. Soeems that he wants to take Rumania with him.

- Spain seems to be gone. Were next? Ireland, Portugal, USA?

- Now were at it, how's the war between Algeria and Morocco?

- (propaganda) Another eventfull day at the German west front. Kampfgruppe "Auf Wiedersehen" bumped into a fresh Lowlander contingent, while schweressturzkampflugzeuggeschwader "Schadenfreude" limited itself to short-range operations and the 9th Infantry division "Hans Brinker" was reconstitued to plug any holes in the front, should they appear. Meanwhile, the German surface fleet is getting a bit rusty. (hey, things are not good, though they could have been worse).

Link to comment
Share on other sites

We live in strange times; Czechoslovakian armor prevents Greek mechanised forces in Rumania from reaching the Central Russian line from Yugoslavia past Bulgaria...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Spongebob

Spongistan forces go on Strike, they refuse to press home the destruction of Lowlands choosing instead to stay at home and play golf with the Icelandic and British fleets. General Admiral Sponge was seen on the battlements of xAlborg hitting exploding golf balls at the said fleets. No matter how hard they tried to return the balls they were not allowed to land, seems the assimilated German border guards have been given new jobs covering Spongistani ports. The extra training if spotting fake documents has paid off and these Icelandic malcontents were forced to stay on there ships.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well Great Sponginess, your invasion of Lowlands is clearly failing as Lowlands has resumed it's invasion of Germany, sending fresh troops into german territory... :explode:

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Spongebob

Intelligence Report : Spongistan : July 1941, Redacted Edition

 

  • The Prime Minister of Great XXXXXXX has been seen wearing a Dress, he is a weird sexual deviant and what he does is unnatural and a crime against god.
  • Forces loyal to Spongistan have been seen gathering in XXXXX ready for a final push on XXXXXXXXX
  • XXXXXXXXX naval forces will be bombed at dawn in XXXX
  • The XXXXXXX fleet will also be targeted again, this time XXXXXXXX will escort the XXXXXXX
  • A landing will take place in XXXXXX and forces loyal to General Admiral Sponge will march against the infedels
  • A second landing will take place against the homeland of XXXXX XXXXXXX, Suicide Sponges will take out the XXXXXXXXX
  • XXXXXXXX leader was seen with a sheep called Molly
  • XXXXXXXX has been left with a feeling of Survival, this is survivors guilt and will be quashed
  • XXXXXX on the French coast will see the 3rd Sponge invaison by Suicide Sponges.
  • Spongistan will dedicate all its production to XXX defenses
  • The XXXX XXXXX will prevent any invasion
  • A meeting of the Axis of Great Satan was observed along with small furry animals in compromising clothing, whips and chains. Potsdame will never be the same, what the leaders were upto under the blankets on a cold night is anyones guess.

This concludes your loyal spies report on the situation. The enemy of my enemy is my friend

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Intelligence Report : Spongistan : July 1941, Redacted Edition

 

  • The Prime Minister of Great XXXXXXX has been seen wearing a Dress, he is a weird sexual deviant and what he does is unnatural and a crime against god.
  • Forces loyal to Spongistan have been seen gathering in XXXXX ready for a final push on XXXXXXXXX
  • XXXXXXXXX naval forces will be bombed at dawn in XXXX
  • The XXXXXXX fleet will also be targeted again, this time XXXXXXXX will escort the XXXXXXX
  • A landing will take place in XXXXXX and forces loyal to General Admiral Sponge will march against the infedels
  • A second landing will take place against the homeland of XXXXX XXXXXXX, Suicide Sponges will take out the XXXXXXXXX
  • XXXXXXXX leader was seen with a sheep called Molly
  • XXXXXXXX has been left with a feeling of Survival, this is survivors guilt and will be quashed
  • XXXXXX on the French coast will see the 3rd Sponge invaison by Suicide Sponges.
  • Spongistan will dedicate all its production to XXX defenses
  • The XXXX XXXXX will prevent any invasion
  • A meeting of the Axis of Great Satan was observed along with small furry animals in compromising clothing, whips and chains. Potsdame will never be the same, what the leaders were upto under the blankets on a cold night is anyones guess.

This concludes your loyal spies report on the situation. The enemy of my enemy is my friend

As to the first point, it was a kilt -- I have no quibble with the rest of that point. As to the last point, there were no chains and everything was consensual...

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Intelligence Report : Spongistan : July 1941, Redacted Edition

 

  • The Prime Minister of Great XXXXXXX has been seen wearing a Dress, he is a weird sexual deviant and what he does is unnatural and a crime against god.
  • Forces loyal to Spongistan have been seen gathering in XXXXX ready for a final push on XXXXXXXXX
  • XXXXXXXXX naval forces will be bombed at dawn in XXXX
  • The XXXXXXX fleet will also be targeted again, this time XXXXXXXX will escort the XXXXXXX
  • A landing will take place in XXXXXX and forces loyal to General Admiral Sponge will march against the infedels
  • A second landing will take place against the homeland of XXXXX XXXXXXX, Suicide Sponges will take out the XXXXXXXXX
  • XXXXXXXX leader was seen with a sheep called Molly
  • XXXXXXXX has been left with a feeling of Survival, this is survivors guilt and will be quashed
  • XXXXXX on the French coast will see the 3rd Sponge invaison by Suicide Sponges.
  • Spongistan will dedicate all its production to XXX defenses
  • The XXXX XXXXX will prevent any invasion
  • A meeting of the Axis of Great Satan was observed along with small furry animals in compromising clothing, whips and chains. Potsdame will never be the same, what the leaders were upto under the blankets on a cold night is anyones guess.

This concludes your loyal spies report on the situation. The enemy of my enemy is my friend

Good golly, Miss Molly!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share


×
×
  • Create New...