Predator Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 Battle report Marine divisions driving to Paris have uncovered thousands of very thin books abandoned by retreating French troops. Upon closer examination, the titles were “The Book of French war Victories”. All other opposition comprises large mazes of white flags and the roads clogged with collaborators and men wanting to sell their sisters. That's funny what you call "driving to paris" could also be considered "up a creek...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 Nothing wrong with going up a creek as long as you have the right paddle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali Tosis Posted October 29, 2013 Report Share Posted October 29, 2013 That's funny what you call "driving to paris" could also be considered "up a creek...." But If I follow that creek will it turn into the Seine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Its gone a bit quiet on here, whats happened to my Monk, picking on Finland again, I think I will have to come to Finlands rescue and save him from a fate worse than Sponge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reece Posted October 30, 2013 Report Share Posted October 30, 2013 Guess the degree of quiet depends on where you are. I hear Denmark has declared war on Switzerland. Guess Germany just wasn't much of a challenge. Have fun, Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted November 3, 2013 Report Share Posted November 3, 2013 With Denmark doing strategic bombing recon for Germany I think it is safe to color him part of that group Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted November 3, 2013 Report Share Posted November 3, 2013 The Danish and German people have come to a new understanding, May peace reign supreme in our time; Once we get rid of the Swiss who are proving very difficult to deport. On other fronts, German tourists have began a march to the medateranian looking for warm seas and sandy beaches full of liberated French women. Instructions have been given to the tank commanders to stay well clear of the Italian border on the grounds their reputation as arse pinchers and oil users means they may well chase said German tank commanders all the way to the coast trying to cop a quick feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dageraad Posted November 3, 2013 Report Share Posted November 3, 2013 New map: - Poor Czechoslovakia - I do sympathise with Algeria too. - France seems to have done something to the red team as all of this team has chosen him as a prime target. - The nice little war between the UAE and Saudi Arabia is concentrated on the road between both capitals., The amount of wrecks along the road is growing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spongebob Posted November 3, 2013 Report Share Posted November 3, 2013 Rumours of my demise have been greatly exhagerated, the fightback begins now, just because i have been resting on my laurals do not think that Spongistan will not rule the world, Monk must die there is no greater quest to followers of the church of oceanography, Finland will be victorious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted November 4, 2013 Report Share Posted November 4, 2013 This is how I view the War in Europe, some opponents just have more to offer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dageraad Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Weren't you at war with the Swiss? You must be terribly scared of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reece Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Why would he be scared. He chose not to oppose their advance so he hasn't seen any Swiss. Have fun, RIck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted November 5, 2013 Report Share Posted November 5, 2013 Ya really the French are busy with the British and Lowlands and all he wants to go on about is how the two single German div in france haven't seen any French...REALLY!Go home and defend what you haven't given away to Denmark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Ya really the French are busy with the British and Lowlands and all he wants to go on about is how the two single German div in france haven't seen any French...REALLY! Go home and defend what you haven't given away to Denmark I would like to introduce you Mr Predator to this new concept - Strategy, As I say I would like to but I feel it would be a waste of my time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 No need your strategy is clear...giving up denmarks loyalty to us for the sake of one recon mission was a mistake...definitely affects our strategy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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